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» That's when I knew it was over...

Keeping it in the family

I knew it was over when my now ex GF caught her mum and a man that was not her farther shagging like Alsatians in the kitchen of the family home, any body want to guess who the mystery man was?

PS the mum was better anyway
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 13:01, More)

» Stupid Tourists

York Tourist Guide (unofficial)
Whilst walking around York one day I convinced some americans that the Romans used to live in caves that they had stolen from the Vikings and that is why you have to dig so deep to find their remains, the best bit was when the “smart” one of the group explained to his fellow country men that the reason that the Romans did not stay in america was because there was not enough caves for them all.

I also explained the flashing lights on zebra crossings meant it was too dangerous to cross at that time and they should wait until the lights stopped flashing.

I think I might have taken it to far when I explained that the City Walls where built to mark the boundary of a cricket pitch and the Tower was a giant beacon that was used to light the city during the dark ages.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 13:39, More)

» The Worst Journey in the World

Go to Hull
I used to have to commute into Hull* everyday! Enough said

*The actual Hull not the more pleasant and friendly Hell
(Fri 8th Sep 2006, 11:13, More)

» Jobsworths

Pub Fun
I spent some time working behind the bar and on the door of a Pub, not may people know that you have 20mins to finish your drinks after time has been called, I used to have great fun selling young lads 3 pints just before time and then 20mins later taking 2 completely untouched pints back off them.
(Thu 12th May 2005, 12:52, More)

» Stupid Tourists

"It's Never Dull In Hull"
I’ve noticed at least two posts that mention the lovely northern city of Hull (pron….Ull) and it easy to spot a stupid tourist in Hull, not that Hull gets many tourists but anybody that visits Hull as a tourist must be stupid and the only smart thing they could possibly say is "how the funk do you get out of this shit hole?"

“Its never dull in Hull”
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 13:05, More)
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