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» Misunderstood
Oh the fun to be had in shops!
Working in a shop, we get the ocassional lad in looking for condoms. One time a guy came in and, looking embarressed mumbled that he wanted some condoms. I of course misheard this as bonbons. I went over to the sweets and shouted over " do you want lemon or strawberry ones?" He just left.
Dont know what he was embaressed about, he's getting more than me.
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 2:15, More)
Oh the fun to be had in shops!
Working in a shop, we get the ocassional lad in looking for condoms. One time a guy came in and, looking embarressed mumbled that he wanted some condoms. I of course misheard this as bonbons. I went over to the sweets and shouted over " do you want lemon or strawberry ones?" He just left.
Dont know what he was embaressed about, he's getting more than me.
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 2:15, More)
» Guilty Secrets
@Frankspencer
Me too. a few years ago I saw a kid hit with a garbage truck and not a tear was spent or at any funerals but almost anything in a film will set me off. Other techniques include laughing at how cliched it all is and yawning. I had to fake a coughing fit during the truman show. And it was shit.
In work in a shop I like being a real cunt to certain people. If obviously underage people come in and go to buy beer I will help them carry it or even get things from the top shelf. then when they get to pay for it I ask them for the ID they obviously dont have. The look of surprise/dissapointment and hatred makes me feel warm inside.
Heres one for you that I was guilty about for ages. Once on a school trip to rome I had a wank in the Toilets in St. Peters Basilica. I'm proud of it now but at the time I was sure I was going to hell. Of course now I'm an athiest. I guess it was my first attempt at showing god what I thought of him.
(Wed 5th Sep 2007, 15:03, More)
@Frankspencer
Me too. a few years ago I saw a kid hit with a garbage truck and not a tear was spent or at any funerals but almost anything in a film will set me off. Other techniques include laughing at how cliched it all is and yawning. I had to fake a coughing fit during the truman show. And it was shit.
In work in a shop I like being a real cunt to certain people. If obviously underage people come in and go to buy beer I will help them carry it or even get things from the top shelf. then when they get to pay for it I ask them for the ID they obviously dont have. The look of surprise/dissapointment and hatred makes me feel warm inside.
Heres one for you that I was guilty about for ages. Once on a school trip to rome I had a wank in the Toilets in St. Peters Basilica. I'm proud of it now but at the time I was sure I was going to hell. Of course now I'm an athiest. I guess it was my first attempt at showing god what I thought of him.
(Wed 5th Sep 2007, 15:03, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
Korean Binge
Went to Korea on the ferry for a few days (I live in Japan). I go on the piss in Pusan and wake up the next morning with, The Korean equivilent of a Kebab (of course), around a million of those little cards hookers leave in phoneboxes, 2 pizzas and, wait for it.... 4 tracksuits, all bright green in childrens sizes, Im a 20 year old man of no small size.
I am to this day being ridiculed by mates who see some connection between hooker cards and childrens clothes.
Dont mention the lenght, i`m rather sensitive about it.
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 11:22, More)
Korean Binge
Went to Korea on the ferry for a few days (I live in Japan). I go on the piss in Pusan and wake up the next morning with, The Korean equivilent of a Kebab (of course), around a million of those little cards hookers leave in phoneboxes, 2 pizzas and, wait for it.... 4 tracksuits, all bright green in childrens sizes, Im a 20 year old man of no small size.
I am to this day being ridiculed by mates who see some connection between hooker cards and childrens clothes.
Dont mention the lenght, i`m rather sensitive about it.
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 11:22, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Dublin's Finest
While in Dublin we may not have many world famous graffiti artists we do have our share of witty young knackers. Such great examples include:
"Tomo lvs Sharin + da kids 07" on a phonebox.
"Alice likes Purple tip". Cant argue with that.
"Suck me balls". I intend to add a comma after me soon.
And finally, I'm really annoyed that I didnt think of this myself. My road is called Grace Park and some young genius has now made it
"DisGrace Park". Brilliant!
(Tue 8th May 2007, 10:24, More)
Dublin's Finest
While in Dublin we may not have many world famous graffiti artists we do have our share of witty young knackers. Such great examples include:
"Tomo lvs Sharin + da kids 07" on a phonebox.
"Alice likes Purple tip". Cant argue with that.
"Suck me balls". I intend to add a comma after me soon.
And finally, I'm really annoyed that I didnt think of this myself. My road is called Grace Park and some young genius has now made it
"DisGrace Park". Brilliant!
(Tue 8th May 2007, 10:24, More)