» Heckles

Phill Jupitus is shite
but I have seen one show where someone keeps shouting "shut up fatty!" at him, to which he replies "The only reason i'm fat is cos every time I fuck your dad he gives me a biscuit"

He's still shit though
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 1:34, More)

» Heckles

at a comedy club
when some pissed up knob starts shouting 'heard it!' at the comedian, which he puts up with for a few minutes, before rounding on him and shouting
'listen mate, this is my job. I wouldn't come to your work and knock the bin off your shoulder'

That'll learn him.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 1:22, More)