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» Crazy Relatives
My Dad..
Once told my girly friend while I was making breakfast "if he shags you as badly as he cooks, you should dump him". Great.
(Sun 8th Jul 2007, 0:52, More)
My Dad..
Once told my girly friend while I was making breakfast "if he shags you as badly as he cooks, you should dump him". Great.
(Sun 8th Jul 2007, 0:52, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
sick jokes
what's the smelliest thing in the world?
an anchovie's cunt
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 15:47, More)
sick jokes
what's the smelliest thing in the world?
an anchovie's cunt
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 15:47, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
sick jokes
What's the definition of self-destruction?
An epileptic leper
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 20:19, More)
sick jokes
What's the definition of self-destruction?
An epileptic leper
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 20:19, More)
» Toilets
hope Paris Hilton reads this
Picture the scene, work cocktail party at the Park Lane Hilton. Many free Italian liqueurs imbibed, makings of a good night.
Unitl the toilet problem. The bogs have a light turned on and off by the door opening and closing. Someone held the door for me, so when it shut behind hin on his way out it went off. Using my lighter I found a urinal and let rip. Cue huge bouncer opening door, finding me pissing in the sink, and cracking one of my teeth as he threw me out. Twankunt.
Length/girth? Just take your dentures out first
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 12:40, More)
hope Paris Hilton reads this
Picture the scene, work cocktail party at the Park Lane Hilton. Many free Italian liqueurs imbibed, makings of a good night.
Unitl the toilet problem. The bogs have a light turned on and off by the door opening and closing. Someone held the door for me, so when it shut behind hin on his way out it went off. Using my lighter I found a urinal and let rip. Cue huge bouncer opening door, finding me pissing in the sink, and cracking one of my teeth as he threw me out. Twankunt.
Length/girth? Just take your dentures out first
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 12:40, More)