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» The Police
Really?
Police turned up at the door because someone reported me for assault on her DOG.
What I really did was push it away with my foot 'cos it was my shitting in my garden, whilst the fat BITCH owner watched.
The police told me to turn the hose on it next time. So I did. The fat BITCH owner wasn't very happy.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 10:27, More)
Really?
Police turned up at the door because someone reported me for assault on her DOG.
What I really did was push it away with my foot 'cos it was my shitting in my garden, whilst the fat BITCH owner watched.
The police told me to turn the hose on it next time. So I did. The fat BITCH owner wasn't very happy.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 10:27, More)
» My first love
Was 16 and so naive
Well..met him on the Saturday. Lost virginity Monday. Condom broke Wednesday. Last saw him Friday.
15 years later, we communicate through the CSA.
(Fri 21st Oct 2005, 14:18, More)
Was 16 and so naive
Well..met him on the Saturday. Lost virginity Monday. Condom broke Wednesday. Last saw him Friday.
15 years later, we communicate through the CSA.
(Fri 21st Oct 2005, 14:18, More)
» Take my Mother-in-law...
No Sympathy
Count yourselves lucky. After various divorces in my other half's family, now have TWO mother-in-laws.
I love my life...
(Wed 14th Sep 2005, 11:55, More)
No Sympathy
Count yourselves lucky. After various divorces in my other half's family, now have TWO mother-in-laws.
I love my life...
(Wed 14th Sep 2005, 11:55, More)