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» Airport Stories
immigration
Arrived at Atlanta airport and queued forever to get to the immigration desks, we all get through fine...except my grandmother who was last and isnt exactly P.C and when asked by the black customs officer "what is the purpose of your stay in our country" she shouts "it was OURS before it was YOURS i'd have you know". everyone around turned round gob smacked and we just watched as he stamped her into the country giving her the most evil glares you have ever seen.
(Sat 4th Mar 2006, 21:22, More)
immigration
Arrived at Atlanta airport and queued forever to get to the immigration desks, we all get through fine...except my grandmother who was last and isnt exactly P.C and when asked by the black customs officer "what is the purpose of your stay in our country" she shouts "it was OURS before it was YOURS i'd have you know". everyone around turned round gob smacked and we just watched as he stamped her into the country giving her the most evil glares you have ever seen.
(Sat 4th Mar 2006, 21:22, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Mr. Williams
Our english teacher couldnt control our class very well, due to the ammount of "cool" chavs who liked to make his life hell. so one day of not being able to take the register due to talking, he yells "right thats the last straw... blah blah blah, your all yobs, you can burn in hell for all i care! balls to your GCSEs " stands up and marches out of the room.
to have to return 2 mins later after realising he left his bag, and on leaving says "you can still all burn in hell" and slams the door.
left us all speach less really. And he never returned
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 0:07, More)
Mr. Williams
Our english teacher couldnt control our class very well, due to the ammount of "cool" chavs who liked to make his life hell. so one day of not being able to take the register due to talking, he yells "right thats the last straw... blah blah blah, your all yobs, you can burn in hell for all i care! balls to your GCSEs " stands up and marches out of the room.
to have to return 2 mins later after realising he left his bag, and on leaving says "you can still all burn in hell" and slams the door.
left us all speach less really. And he never returned
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 0:07, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
At work
In the toilets the sign reading
"Please refrain from putting chewing gum in the urinals"
had been changed with a marker to read
"please refrain from chewing the urinals"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:36, More)
At work
In the toilets the sign reading
"Please refrain from putting chewing gum in the urinals"
had been changed with a marker to read
"please refrain from chewing the urinals"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:36, More)
» Stupid Tourists
pie
Sat in a village pub about a month ago eating sunday lunch. An American tourist couple get ready to order, read the menu and the woman asks "do you have steak and kidney pies...without the kidneys". the woman taking the order asks "a steak pie?" looking rather lost why she didnt just order that. To get a reply of "something like that"
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 18:28, More)
pie
Sat in a village pub about a month ago eating sunday lunch. An American tourist couple get ready to order, read the menu and the woman asks "do you have steak and kidney pies...without the kidneys". the woman taking the order asks "a steak pie?" looking rather lost why she didnt just order that. To get a reply of "something like that"
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 18:28, More)
» Barred
Co-op
I got barred from the Co-op near my old school for blocking the drive way round the front with a Walls Icecream sign.
Me and my friends put it in the way as a joke as someone we knew tried drive out, he found it funny too. However the manager didn't and yelled out the window "OY WANKERS YOUR BANNED".
Ignoring him i walked into the shop for the tannoy to call out "I SAID YOUR BANNED FUCK OFF!"
I tried go in a couple of weeks later and he came down and said "your still banned, and we refuse to serve you leave"
(Fri 1st Sep 2006, 12:16, More)
Co-op
I got barred from the Co-op near my old school for blocking the drive way round the front with a Walls Icecream sign.
Me and my friends put it in the way as a joke as someone we knew tried drive out, he found it funny too. However the manager didn't and yelled out the window "OY WANKERS YOUR BANNED".
Ignoring him i walked into the shop for the tannoy to call out "I SAID YOUR BANNED FUCK OFF!"
I tried go in a couple of weeks later and he came down and said "your still banned, and we refuse to serve you leave"
(Fri 1st Sep 2006, 12:16, More)