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Staunch supporter of the 'b3ta has gone shit since the turn of the decade' group

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» Guilty Secrets

I have a little confession to make.
My sister's 13. Yesterday, she went to her friend's house in town, and both my parents were in work. I walked past her room, and I noticed she'd left a pair of panties on the floor by the door. It was a cute little thong, like the tiny ones, and it was just lying there, like she didn't care. I guess she changed before she left. I don't know why, I guess I just wanted to have a look. So I picked them up, and I was like really nervous, checking all the windows. After a while my libido got the best of me, thinking about this little piece of cloth up her arse and everything...I ended up sniffing her panties, and wanking with them on my face. The smell and everything just got me so hard, I was streaming over her carpet and everything. Then I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there was dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel-Air.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 13:39, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

It was the funeral of the bloke who invented the Hokey Cokey the other day.
It was all going so well, until they lifted him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and thats where the trouble started.
(Sat 13th May 2006, 0:17, More)

» Sacked

I'm a postman
I get the sack every day.
(Fri 24th Feb 2006, 2:25, More)

» School Trips

MUMS!
Make sure your child is socially fucked for years not weeks, by packing 2 pairs of unisex plastic underpants 'just in case' on a 'Schools Abroad' trip to France...
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 16:27, More)

» Join us... come join the cult

I am a cult horse

(Thu 26th Jan 2006, 19:35, More)
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