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Have been lurking for a while but you seem like a nice bunch.
If your bored you can always go here and end up cutting your wrists.
As my photoshopping skills are really very poor I made the Front Page Generator as it is the nearest I will ever get to being on there. Enjoy.
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» Best Graffiti Ever
How's my Driving?
sign on the back of a transit van underneath which someone had written in what looked liked permanant marker 'Wank.'
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:23, More)
How's my Driving?
sign on the back of a transit van underneath which someone had written in what looked liked permanant marker 'Wank.'
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:23, More)
» My Worst Date
When I was 16 my mate and I 'pulled' two girls out on the town.
After seeing them again in the week, we arranged to meet the Sunday after at the local bus station and go onto the Cinema. The humiliation of HIS date turning up with news that MY date had stood me up is surpassed only by the fact that I went to the cinema with them.
*The shame still haunts me*
(Sun 24th Oct 2004, 19:35, More)
When I was 16 my mate and I 'pulled' two girls out on the town.
After seeing them again in the week, we arranged to meet the Sunday after at the local bus station and go onto the Cinema. The humiliation of HIS date turning up with news that MY date had stood me up is surpassed only by the fact that I went to the cinema with them.
*The shame still haunts me*
(Sun 24th Oct 2004, 19:35, More)
» Shoddy Presents
For Christmas a couple of years ago
my older brother bought me an enourmous book (which if the rrp is to be belived for £24.99) on Equestrian Vaulting. It showed in great detail the right and wrong way to jump on and off horses.
I have never been near a horse in my life.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 20:26, More)
For Christmas a couple of years ago
my older brother bought me an enourmous book (which if the rrp is to be belived for £24.99) on Equestrian Vaulting. It showed in great detail the right and wrong way to jump on and off horses.
I have never been near a horse in my life.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 20:26, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
After the Melbourne Test match in the last ashes
series I had been drinking heavily all throughout the 4th day. Late into the night England player Michael Vaughan was spotted in the pub. As Vaughan is a celebrity Sheffield Wednesday fan and therefore sworn enemy of Sheffield United fans I decided to go and have a chat.
I walked up to him and politly asked if he could do me a favour. Sure he says probably expecting me to ask for an autograph. I took my jumper off to reveal a Sheffield United Shirt got hold of the badge and told him to 'kiss this you Wednesday bastard'.
On reflection it was probably a bit harsh on Englands premier batsman, but he took it extremly well and I was very very drunk.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 17:20, More)
After the Melbourne Test match in the last ashes
series I had been drinking heavily all throughout the 4th day. Late into the night England player Michael Vaughan was spotted in the pub. As Vaughan is a celebrity Sheffield Wednesday fan and therefore sworn enemy of Sheffield United fans I decided to go and have a chat.
I walked up to him and politly asked if he could do me a favour. Sure he says probably expecting me to ask for an autograph. I took my jumper off to reveal a Sheffield United Shirt got hold of the badge and told him to 'kiss this you Wednesday bastard'.
On reflection it was probably a bit harsh on Englands premier batsman, but he took it extremly well and I was very very drunk.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 17:20, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
When Saturday Comes
Quite a few years back my brother was playing semi pro for Boston United when Sean Bean was filming the criminally oscar overlooked 'When Saturday Comes' and Boston were asked to provide players for the football sketches.
He is Man United's No.7 in the Semi Final and gets into a fight with Sean Bean when he gets booked. Better than that though, he was also interviewed by Look North (crappy regional BBC TV news for Yorkshire) and compared to Eric Cantona.
The bald ginger twat looks nothing like the big nosed french nob jockey.
(Edit: Oh, also our French class at school took part in a schools tv program about French lessons. It was complete shit.)
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 21:53, More)
When Saturday Comes
Quite a few years back my brother was playing semi pro for Boston United when Sean Bean was filming the criminally oscar overlooked 'When Saturday Comes' and Boston were asked to provide players for the football sketches.
He is Man United's No.7 in the Semi Final and gets into a fight with Sean Bean when he gets booked. Better than that though, he was also interviewed by Look North (crappy regional BBC TV news for Yorkshire) and compared to Eric Cantona.
The bald ginger twat looks nothing like the big nosed french nob jockey.
(Edit: Oh, also our French class at school took part in a schools tv program about French lessons. It was complete shit.)
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 21:53, More)