» Pet Peeves

I really hate it.....
when people post answers and end them with "click I like this! if you agree!"

Click "I like this!" if you agree with me!
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 0:56, More)

» Voyeurism

At a mates 21st birthday party a good few years ago....
As at all good house parties, the beer was flowing, the house was being trashed and everyone was getting pretty wasted. I started to feel in need of a place to crash out, and wandered up to my mate John's room.

Upon entering the room I discovered a couple going at it hammer and tongs. Sneaking out without being seen I went downstairs and announced to John in a loud voice that "people were fucking in his bed".

All of the males at the party then went up to have a look. Except John who ran outside to puke up. The shagging stopped (well I would be put off by 10 blokes watching) and everyone wandered off dispointed.

Until later on when the bloke (who was French) pulled the covers off so we could ogle his bird after she'd passed out.

Good times.....don't ask about length, I wasn't looking at that!
(Thu 11th Oct 2007, 18:28, More)

» Apparently I'm a sex offender

crates and bums.....
A few years back, at work, we were moving offices. I was stood by a stack of empty crates talking to someone i worked with (a bit of a creepy old bloke) when one of the secretaries walked past and stopped for a chat.

I leant back a bit and put my hand out onto the crates as you do and continued the conversation, I then noticed the girl seemed to be getting upset with the creepy bloke while at the same time my hand was trying to get an urgent message to my brain saying crates arent meant to be soft and curvy.....yep you guessed it.

Suprisingly enough the excuse "Im sorry, I thought it was a crate" doesn't work very well. I'd advise anyone else planning on using that excuse not too.
(Thu 17th Aug 2006, 23:38, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

the perils of PC-Anywhere
back in the day, there was a program called PC-Anywhere that you could use to access your PC from another PC.

I was working in another building close by so I used PC-Anywhere to check my email.

I escaped back to my office for a quiet lunch break and while stuffing my face decided to browse the internet. While looking at a certain site (let's call it the Dyke Factory, for thats what it was) my mouse started moving. And I wasn't touching it.

Yep I'd left PC-Anywhere open in the other building and the occupents of that office were watching me open various porn related websites. The worst thing was I didnt know who was there and obviously couldn't raise the issue (so to speak) so I spent the next week or so in fear of a P45.........
(Sun 12th Feb 2006, 14:02, More)

» Stupid Dares

Because i got dared once...
I cut open a flying saucer sweet and snorted the sherbet.

It was good shit.
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 12:45, More)