Profile for biscuitbiscuit:
hello you, whoever you are.
me:
girl, happy, tall, techhy, out of adjectives.
random me:
* shoe size 8
* can touch my nose with my tongue
* made of marmite
* can fly
* cherophiliac
* ichthyophobic
* fan of chillies
* huge wuss
* been playing piano since I was four
* favourite words: "badger" and "bollocks"
* a most accomplished daydreamer
* insomniac
* bugger, I have tinnitus
(but at least I can lie awake listening to the pretty music in my head)
* allergic to strawberries
* splendiferous cook (and humble with it)
Whythebigpaws? is my little sister
"you don't have to" said paws. but of course I do.
PS this is me with baby biscuit
PPS fabulous baby outfit courtesy of paws
baby biscuit again...
...hey, baby biscuit was the 5th cutest baby on the internet (well, babyvsbaby) for a while. it's all in the genes, clearly ;)
dammit, I always said I'd never be a pushy boastful mother
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hello you, whoever you are.
me:
girl, happy, tall, techhy, out of adjectives.
random me:
* shoe size 8
* can touch my nose with my tongue
* made of marmite
* can fly
* cherophiliac
* ichthyophobic
* fan of chillies
* huge wuss
* been playing piano since I was four
* favourite words: "badger" and "bollocks"
* a most accomplished daydreamer
* insomniac
* bugger, I have tinnitus
(but at least I can lie awake listening to the pretty music in my head)
* allergic to strawberries
* splendiferous cook (and humble with it)
Whythebigpaws? is my little sister
"you don't have to" said paws. but of course I do.
PS this is me with baby biscuit
PPS fabulous baby outfit courtesy of paws
baby biscuit again...
...hey, baby biscuit was the 5th cutest baby on the internet (well, babyvsbaby) for a while. it's all in the genes, clearly ;)
dammit, I always said I'd never be a pushy boastful mother
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» Fire!
flaming bosoms
never try and ignite a dodgy hob whilst wearing a dressing gown.
fancying a breakfast fry-up, I turned on the gas, pushed the ignition, didn't work, pushed it again, didn't work, tried again... WHOOOOMPH! the gas finally ignited, along with the front of my dressing gown. I ran round the kitchen shrieking, tits aflame, until I managed to smack the fire out.
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 10:24, More)
flaming bosoms
never try and ignite a dodgy hob whilst wearing a dressing gown.
fancying a breakfast fry-up, I turned on the gas, pushed the ignition, didn't work, pushed it again, didn't work, tried again... WHOOOOMPH! the gas finally ignited, along with the front of my dressing gown. I ran round the kitchen shrieking, tits aflame, until I managed to smack the fire out.
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 10:24, More)
» Housemates from hell
bulimic flatmate
she stole our food, and then puked it up.
that's doubly offensive.
(Thu 5th Apr 2007, 20:06, More)
bulimic flatmate
she stole our food, and then puked it up.
that's doubly offensive.
(Thu 5th Apr 2007, 20:06, More)
» Dumb things you've done
Still don't know how I managed this one... still feeling sick thinking about it
Got back to my car after a day at work; and noticed a pigeon had crapped on it.
Got paranoid about it taking the paint off my car... wanted to wipe it off with a tissue, but didn't have any in the car.
As it was reasonably dry, I then decided to rub it off with my hand. (Pretty grim enough...)
Then I got in the car, looked at my hand and thought "what's that mess on my hand?". And then licked it off. And then realised exactly what I'd done.
*shudders*
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 20:53, More)
Still don't know how I managed this one... still feeling sick thinking about it
Got back to my car after a day at work; and noticed a pigeon had crapped on it.
Got paranoid about it taking the paint off my car... wanted to wipe it off with a tissue, but didn't have any in the car.
As it was reasonably dry, I then decided to rub it off with my hand. (Pretty grim enough...)
Then I got in the car, looked at my hand and thought "what's that mess on my hand?". And then licked it off. And then realised exactly what I'd done.
*shudders*
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 20:53, More)
» Intense Friendships
bit too close for comfort
coupla years ago I had a super intense friendship with a friend. (I'm female and straight, he's male and gay)
he was really into cybersex and always used to go on about what fun it was and how I should have a go.
I'll try anything once.
so M and I created a male persona for me and I went online. he sat behind me as I typed on the pc. I got chatting to a guy, he got frisky and I got a bit weirded out by the whole thing (well, I found it strange answering questions about my fictional penis. maybe I'm just a bit prim).
anyway, I really started getting uncomfy with the whole idea, and turned round to ask M what I should do.
only to realise that M was happily fwapping away.
eek.
actually, that wasn't the event that ended our friendship but that'll do for now.
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 13:03, More)
bit too close for comfort
coupla years ago I had a super intense friendship with a friend. (I'm female and straight, he's male and gay)
he was really into cybersex and always used to go on about what fun it was and how I should have a go.
I'll try anything once.
so M and I created a male persona for me and I went online. he sat behind me as I typed on the pc. I got chatting to a guy, he got frisky and I got a bit weirded out by the whole thing (well, I found it strange answering questions about my fictional penis. maybe I'm just a bit prim).
anyway, I really started getting uncomfy with the whole idea, and turned round to ask M what I should do.
only to realise that M was happily fwapping away.
eek.
actually, that wasn't the event that ended our friendship but that'll do for now.
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 13:03, More)
» Road Rage
dad rage!
my dad was the king of the road rage.
I remember getting a lift home with my five years ago, getting a lift home with dad.
a mini cut him up at the traffic lights... dad started fuming and leapt out at the next set of lights to admonish the driver.
like a sitcom, four huuuge rugby player types unfolded themselves from the mini and proceeded to knock dad to the floor.
I could only look on helplessly and scream like a girl (which I am).
eventually the rugger types gave up, and drove off. dad picked himself up and limped back to the car. he turned to me, smiled and said "that taught them".
my dad was splendid
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 22:48, More)
dad rage!
my dad was the king of the road rage.
I remember getting a lift home with my five years ago, getting a lift home with dad.
a mini cut him up at the traffic lights... dad started fuming and leapt out at the next set of lights to admonish the driver.
like a sitcom, four huuuge rugby player types unfolded themselves from the mini and proceeded to knock dad to the floor.
I could only look on helplessly and scream like a girl (which I am).
eventually the rugger types gave up, and drove off. dad picked himself up and limped back to the car. he turned to me, smiled and said "that taught them".
my dad was splendid
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 22:48, More)