» Heckles

S Club
One of the ladies from S Club 7 came to my student union for freshers week, Jo someone.

It took about 1 minute of her on stage before people started chanting "We want Rachel! We want Rachel!"
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 16:28, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Crumpet
because I look like one apparently... I never got the joke
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:18, More)

» Heckles

Russian Irish old man
I was watching Arsenal vs Middlesborough in the pub (Carling Cup semi-final since you ask) with some mates, and it was my time to buy the round. Up I went, waving my twenty pound note, leaning non-chalantly against the bar, when an mid-60s Irish man started chatting to me.

"Enjoying the match"
"Yep so far"
"Football is a fucking joke these days, too many blacks"
"Right"
[Puma advert comes on]
"SEE! Bloody blacks... I'm not racist I just think there are too many of them in the game"

And then I left, many a pint in hand
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 14:46, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

Bahamas
Being a poker player I am regularly strutting round with big wedges of red notes. I recently went to the Bahamas and was carrying round $15k for a week after I won some money in a tournament.
(Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 10:43, More)