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» Best Graffiti Ever
Saw this little beauty in a toilet at university
I study Psychology at Goldsmiths in South East London (well for just one more month of my final year now, thank god!) which is predominantly an Art centred uni, so obviously is full of pretentious preening arseholes that you associate with Art and Drama degrees.
Smiths is the uni's Student magazine, which as you would imagine in this sort of environment is always full of guff revolving around "ironic" crap written by these conceited bellends who think they're the wittiest people alive.
Anyway that's enough backstory, the piece of graffiti I'm sharing with you goes as follows...
"That guy froms Smiths with a fancy hat is a cunt, I hope he gets raped."
Someone (most probably the fancy-hatted protagonist himself) had crossed out "raped" and replaced it with...
"given an award."
Luckily karma exists, and some other amusing vandal has added...
"for being raped the most."
Thats my B3ta cherry popped.
(Sun 6th May 2007, 19:23, More)
Saw this little beauty in a toilet at university
I study Psychology at Goldsmiths in South East London (well for just one more month of my final year now, thank god!) which is predominantly an Art centred uni, so obviously is full of pretentious preening arseholes that you associate with Art and Drama degrees.
Smiths is the uni's Student magazine, which as you would imagine in this sort of environment is always full of guff revolving around "ironic" crap written by these conceited bellends who think they're the wittiest people alive.
Anyway that's enough backstory, the piece of graffiti I'm sharing with you goes as follows...
"That guy froms Smiths with a fancy hat is a cunt, I hope he gets raped."
Someone (most probably the fancy-hatted protagonist himself) had crossed out "raped" and replaced it with...
"given an award."
Luckily karma exists, and some other amusing vandal has added...
"for being raped the most."
Thats my B3ta cherry popped.
(Sun 6th May 2007, 19:23, More)
» Why I was late
My best mate wins the prize for best excuse I've heard
Back in Lower 6th (or Year 12 as some might know it) we were sat in our Philosophy class, which was the first class in the morning.
20 minutes into the lesson my mate Wilkie barges into the room holding a GAME bag which clearly contained something he'd just bought from said retailer.
Before our teacher Mr. Johnson could even blurt out the famous "Why are you late?" line, Wilkie shouts out "Sorry I'm late Sir, my bus was being a knob".
Even Mr. Johnson couldn't hold back the laughter at that beaut of an excuse.
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 15:40, More)
My best mate wins the prize for best excuse I've heard
Back in Lower 6th (or Year 12 as some might know it) we were sat in our Philosophy class, which was the first class in the morning.
20 minutes into the lesson my mate Wilkie barges into the room holding a GAME bag which clearly contained something he'd just bought from said retailer.
Before our teacher Mr. Johnson could even blurt out the famous "Why are you late?" line, Wilkie shouts out "Sorry I'm late Sir, my bus was being a knob".
Even Mr. Johnson couldn't hold back the laughter at that beaut of an excuse.
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 15:40, More)