» Well, that taught 'em

Another milk related revenge
Had a weird housemate at university who was annoying beyond all belief. As retaliation i used to fart in his milk and yes i always made sure the cold glassy rim of the bottle always touched my rim

Click i like this because you can imagine it making a whistling noise if the bottle was at the right angle!
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 14:47, More)

» Advice from Old People

AAAGGGGHHH I'm Not Old But...
My Advice is could everyone, whether you think you need to or not, please take a moment out of your day to find out the difference between Advi(C)e and Advi(S)e!!!111!!!1!!!
(Mon 23rd Jun 2008, 15:13, More)

» Advice from Old People

How to get dressed..
When getting dressed, your socks should be the last thing you put on and the first thing you take off
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 11:08, More)

» Shoplifting

HMV Exchange Programme
As a teenager my musical tastes would change on a monthly if not weekly basis and as such I would end up with a load of CDs I no longer cared for. My scam was to round up all these unwanted CD's in january and return them to each of the counters of the three HMV's in the centre of Birmingham as "unwanted christmas presents". I never had the receipt so always asked for an exchange instead. Result! A brand new collection of CDs.

I was also spectaularly proficient at pilfering clothing in Rackhams by picking up stuff in menswear on the second floor and putting it in my bag whilst alone in the lift up to the third floor. Never got caught.
(Tue 15th Jan 2008, 11:01, More)

» Pet Peeves

Probably mentioned already but...
Skelinton or worse skelington

Its a SKELETON!!!
(Tue 6th May 2008, 17:03, More)