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Erm... Don't post much on b3ta, lurking for the win. T'ra!

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» My Biggest Disappointment

No I'm not disabled, and this isn't so much one huge disappointment only many minor disappointments. You know when you're going downstairs, and you think there's an extra step...

THAT readers is one of the most soul crushing things that can happen.
(Fri 27th Jun 2008, 11:02, More)

» Karma

This literally just happened
Well due to late booking, I was unable to get today off work to go watch a band. So naturally, I phoned in sick. I phone my good friend today to see what's happening with regards to another matter. Turns out although I've phoned in sick, he's actually real life sick.

No drinking for us tonight. Setback.
(Sat 23rd Feb 2008, 13:52, More)

» When Animals Attack

Royal Python
I have a baby Royal Python (lovely colours) and despite me being a considerably larger, stronger creature, every time I feed it it wants my hand instead of a rat pup which it can actually swallow successfully...

On a side note, he's unnervingly intelligent at times. I woke up the other day and looked in the tank to see if he'd eaten both rats I'd left in there. There was one left so I went and got some kitchen roll, and as I ripped it off and went for the tank, he looked at me, then ate the carrion in there. Dirty beggar.
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 0:28, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Quite tricky situation
Well seeing as I've been in this relationship I'm in now for a year my crush would be devastating should it get found out. See I have the hugest crush on my best friend (she female me male ug).

Problem is she likes me too! Jesus wept I don't know what to do because I love them both.

Anyway on subject here... I had crushes on many of my teachers they I was such a horny lad. I'm still only 19 but hell I've got some self control these days.
(Mon 2nd Oct 2006, 17:14, More)

» Urban Legends

Known as gullible
Yarr I tend to fall for anything too easy. Urban legends are one of the things I've taken seriously far too much only to be humiliated in finding out truths. Friends of mine tend to make up their own stories which I fall for though. Like for example, just the other week, a mate in uni told me the deadline for coursework had been moved forward so it was very near. I believed him and damn nearly soiled myself...
Urban legends... erm... that one about the ghost in 3 Men and a Baby. It's obviously now not a ghost but just a cutout that was left there... surely it is, because if it's not I'm scared.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 11:50, More)
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