» Dentists

take off your clothes please...
I had to get two teeth pulled out and it required day surgery, not just a visit to the dentist. So anyways, i turned up and was asked to take my clothes off and put on a dressing gown. I sort of thought to myself "Why do I need to take my clothes off to have 2 teeth out" but i considered that they were the ones who had the degree in dentistry (or similar) and probably knew what they were doing... So off came my clothes, on went the (rather revealing) dressing gown that barely hid bollocks and I went and sat back down. After sitting down for about 5 minutes another man came in and was told to do the same thing but I noticed when he came out he was still wearing his pants so I decided I better ask the nurse if I was meant to have kept my pants on.

Well it turns out I *was* but it was too late to change as the doctor had just called for me. Luckily for me, and sadly for you sick bastards, I don't think anything happened and I just woke up 5 hours later feeling a bit uncomfortable lying in a public ward with no pants on.
(Sun 5th Nov 2006, 16:50, More)

» Intense Friendships

Twins
Not quite on subject but i knew 2 twins whose mother found them combing poo through their hair when they were about 2. I suppose they were friends

PS. YOU BASTARDS, I would have been first if i could remember my user name :(
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 12:51, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

tubgirl...porn
This isn't a "google cache" moment but a computer still screwed my friend. He was screwed thanks to the originating author field in the e-mail, or possibly just following back the recipients to a common e-mail address. Anyway...

One of my good friends at school had a pretty good story to tell (sadly i don't think he posts here so i'll post it for him!!). This story takes us back to year 12 (Final year) at High School. It was back in the good ol' days of sending unsuspecting people to lemonparty or goatse, anyway on this particular day he decided it would be funny to e-mail one kid at school (on the school e-mail) a link to tubgirl.com this "friend" then forwarded this link to almost EVERY year 8 at school.

anyway the next day my good friend James was hauled off to the office (principal or head of year 12, i forget now) to explain his actions on why he had sent this "porn" to other students who would feel victimised and bullied after they opened the website. The funniest thing though was how the teacher brought up the matter. After taking James out of his class the teacher held up a black and white, poor quality print out of tubgirl and the teacher asked if James recognised it, now a b&w fuzzy image of tubgirl is rather hard to decipher so James stared at it for a minute or two before bursting out in laughter.

The detention and near suspension wasn't quite so funny.


P.S. i forgot to add KABOOOM, eeeewwwwww, i was just sprayed by cherry shrapnel
(Thu 16th Feb 2006, 12:37, More)