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Woo Jim Kelly!
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If you like you can look at my blog, which features my sort of CV, the time I was accused of inciting violence in young people by the Independent, a drawing of an elf, and only moderate self-pity.
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Woo Jim Kelly!
Woo for the Shat!
Hello there. I have a silly fake name. Why don't you watch my videos?
Click here.
Or, alternatively, you could click on one of these:
Kill Bill in One Minute, in One Take
Forrest Gump in One Minute, in One Take
A Christmas Video
ANGEL HORSES
Star Trek
The 2012 London Olympics Logo
Why I Don't Like Cellars (part 1)
Why I Don't Like Cellars (part 2)
Windmills of Your Mind
Star Wars toys
Something else of equal or lesser value.
-Although it yooouuutuuubes pretty well.
If you like you can look at my blog, which features my sort of CV, the time I was accused of inciting violence in young people by the Independent, a drawing of an elf, and only moderate self-pity.
My eye looks like this:
Um, just in case you wanted to know.
I should start that essay.
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» Council Cunts
Bromley council
Decreed that a portion of my old house was actually owned by the house below it. However that portion was about one square foot in the middle of our living room. There was talk of building a small trapdoor that the people below could poke their heads through and just have a little look around, but luckily it never came to pass.
(Thu 26th Jul 2007, 18:44, More)
Bromley council
Decreed that a portion of my old house was actually owned by the house below it. However that portion was about one square foot in the middle of our living room. There was talk of building a small trapdoor that the people below could poke their heads through and just have a little look around, but luckily it never came to pass.
(Thu 26th Jul 2007, 18:44, More)
» Apparently I'm a sex offender
Dunno about sex offender, but I'm quite possibly a small child's personal ogre.
One time I was walking down the road when a 3 year old kid sat down on the pavement in front of me, and the parents kept pointing to me and saying he should get up because The Bad Man was coming for him. The kid got up sharpish soon as I got near him. I wasn't trying to look threatening or anything. I might just naturally be some kid's nightmare.
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 2:24, More)
Dunno about sex offender, but I'm quite possibly a small child's personal ogre.
One time I was walking down the road when a 3 year old kid sat down on the pavement in front of me, and the parents kept pointing to me and saying he should get up because The Bad Man was coming for him. The kid got up sharpish soon as I got near him. I wasn't trying to look threatening or anything. I might just naturally be some kid's nightmare.
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 2:24, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Imagine this is 1997 and you think you're having a serious conversation.
Princess Diana was on the radio last night.
And on the dashboard. And on the windscreen...
(this would be my first post ever. Woo!)
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 19:15, More)
Imagine this is 1997 and you think you're having a serious conversation.
Princess Diana was on the radio last night.
And on the dashboard. And on the windscreen...
(this would be my first post ever. Woo!)
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 19:15, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
How weird Mr Oaf
My ex-girlfriend was also persuaded by my mum that she was seeing ghosts. She was having about 4 hours sleep a day and kept seeing herself walking around in different outfits. When she was half asleep she'd have visions of people and would talk back to them out loud. I think it's sleep deprivation but my ma insists it's an attack of the ghosties. Wooooooooooo etc.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 14:20, More)
How weird Mr Oaf
My ex-girlfriend was also persuaded by my mum that she was seeing ghosts. She was having about 4 hours sleep a day and kept seeing herself walking around in different outfits. When she was half asleep she'd have visions of people and would talk back to them out loud. I think it's sleep deprivation but my ma insists it's an attack of the ghosties. Wooooooooooo etc.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 14:20, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
My mum has a thing about ghosts
She insists we've got no phone reception in the kitchen because of ghosts. Also in our old house she called in a priest to exorcise the loo room. Might have been because we'd converted a Catholic confessional box into our shitter. This is all serious.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 14:05, More)
My mum has a thing about ghosts
She insists we've got no phone reception in the kitchen because of ghosts. Also in our old house she called in a priest to exorcise the loo room. Might have been because we'd converted a Catholic confessional box into our shitter. This is all serious.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 14:05, More)