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Phone monkey for Thales (pronounced "taless") dealing with numpties of all shapes and types.
Responsible for support of Defence networks (doomed, you're all doomed, hahahahah!!!).

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» World's Sickest Joke

Eeeurghh!
ABRIDGED
Little girl abducted from playground, turns up later, daddy sits her down in front room to ask what happened, starts to tell him falteringly about clothes being taken off her and being fingered - "can't tell you any more, daddy" - "well, make it up then" **FWAP, FWAP, FWAP**
UNABRIDGED
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 10:10, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

TB
First time I went to Amsterdam, I was in the company of a friend.
Sitting in a coffee bar, baked off our tits, he remarks "I can't stay here - gotta leave."
"Why?" says I.
"Haven't got TB," says he.
"Huh?"
"Sign there says Consumption required", says he...
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 10:06, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

It's not me, it's the drugs talking...
...Take us...
(Thu 22nd Dec 2005, 8:24, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Hunh?
Dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

w00t
(Wed 21st Dec 2005, 13:58, More)

» Urban Legends

DSOTM + WofOZ
Legless

It really is true - this works perfectly.

My father was at Architectural College with DG and through him I met NM, I asked him if the umour was a true one. He winked, so can't confirm if it was intentional.
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 16:40, More)
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