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» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
used to be a kitchen porter
which is a posh name for chefs slave and buggering item
there was a game we used to play called hot or not, we'd pick up random pots and pans and throw them to each other across the kitchen, having to catch them by anything other than the handle
kitchen staff would also have eating competitions, like who can eat the most birds eye chilis gets all the kitchen staffs tips (birds eye chilis being the hottest upon this green earth i believe) and who can put the weirdest thing in a peice of food- this category was won by the dessert chef- he managed to somehow burn his cock through his work pants on the hot plate and a couple of day later when it scabbed over he took the scab and put it on a pizza under the sauce
mind you when your 14/15 £5 per hour + about a tenner in tips is a fuckin job and a half so i never complained, and neither did the customers
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 17:08, More)
used to be a kitchen porter
which is a posh name for chefs slave and buggering item
there was a game we used to play called hot or not, we'd pick up random pots and pans and throw them to each other across the kitchen, having to catch them by anything other than the handle
kitchen staff would also have eating competitions, like who can eat the most birds eye chilis gets all the kitchen staffs tips (birds eye chilis being the hottest upon this green earth i believe) and who can put the weirdest thing in a peice of food- this category was won by the dessert chef- he managed to somehow burn his cock through his work pants on the hot plate and a couple of day later when it scabbed over he took the scab and put it on a pizza under the sauce
mind you when your 14/15 £5 per hour + about a tenner in tips is a fuckin job and a half so i never complained, and neither did the customers
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 17:08, More)
» School fights
Hard Knocks
Ah trinity high, right in the middle of hulme in manchester, we had the northern (might have been country) record for most amount of fire alarms set of in a week (16) during my stay there i was accused of saying all black people came from outer space and martin luther king was a babbling cunt (NOT TRUE) that was the worse, there were others, many, but the two fights (approx one every two weeks (not me) that i remember were 1) this 'hard man' (his dad nicked cars/tv's for a living) said to my friend (whos a black belt in judo, and though smallish, is built like a brick shit house) u long haired cunt, your mums gonna die, unbeknownst to him, his mum had died two weeks previous and he was a little upset, cue him pushing said hard man back about 6 feet with one arm and walking off enraged.
at the end of the day, 'hard man' was bragging to friends and hangers on in the enclosed football court that he beat the shit out of my friend and all the things he said to him, plus a few made up things, friend smacked him in the back of the neck just underneath the skull, making him fall to the floor, and taking on all hard mans friend foolish enough to stick up for him, sweeping the feet from beneath two of them at once, throwing another over his shoulder and before he had finished spinning kicked him on the way round, (did i mention hard man had a certain attraction to wrestling? well he liked to think he could recreate it) so hard man had gotten up and climbed the wall fencing about 5 metres up, and jumped at my friend, who saw him mid flight , grabbed his legs and followed him through face down onto the concrete surface, then sat on him as he sobbed and moaned and whipped out a fag, said to guy hes sitting on that he noticed he smoked, 'i notice you like to smoke' and pressed it against his forehead
this took just over a minute, and im now scared shitless of him
2) the other involved me, and this dirty cunt who developed a penchant for flemming on the back of my coats, he started provoking me, so i jumped on his back and pulled him down, he got on top of me and out of all the thigs he could of done with my arms pinned... rolled over taking me now on top, and again, and again, so i kneed him im the giggleberries, got up and tried to walk away, and he flemmed on me
i dont like this, so i ran at him, turned him around and pushed his face into the rim of the nearby bin,which i didnt know had a rusty peice hanging loose, which got stuck in the base of his nose
they do say school days are the best days in your life, but then i rape them..
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 17:31, More)
Hard Knocks
Ah trinity high, right in the middle of hulme in manchester, we had the northern (might have been country) record for most amount of fire alarms set of in a week (16) during my stay there i was accused of saying all black people came from outer space and martin luther king was a babbling cunt (NOT TRUE) that was the worse, there were others, many, but the two fights (approx one every two weeks (not me) that i remember were 1) this 'hard man' (his dad nicked cars/tv's for a living) said to my friend (whos a black belt in judo, and though smallish, is built like a brick shit house) u long haired cunt, your mums gonna die, unbeknownst to him, his mum had died two weeks previous and he was a little upset, cue him pushing said hard man back about 6 feet with one arm and walking off enraged.
at the end of the day, 'hard man' was bragging to friends and hangers on in the enclosed football court that he beat the shit out of my friend and all the things he said to him, plus a few made up things, friend smacked him in the back of the neck just underneath the skull, making him fall to the floor, and taking on all hard mans friend foolish enough to stick up for him, sweeping the feet from beneath two of them at once, throwing another over his shoulder and before he had finished spinning kicked him on the way round, (did i mention hard man had a certain attraction to wrestling? well he liked to think he could recreate it) so hard man had gotten up and climbed the wall fencing about 5 metres up, and jumped at my friend, who saw him mid flight , grabbed his legs and followed him through face down onto the concrete surface, then sat on him as he sobbed and moaned and whipped out a fag, said to guy hes sitting on that he noticed he smoked, 'i notice you like to smoke' and pressed it against his forehead
this took just over a minute, and im now scared shitless of him
2) the other involved me, and this dirty cunt who developed a penchant for flemming on the back of my coats, he started provoking me, so i jumped on his back and pulled him down, he got on top of me and out of all the thigs he could of done with my arms pinned... rolled over taking me now on top, and again, and again, so i kneed him im the giggleberries, got up and tried to walk away, and he flemmed on me
i dont like this, so i ran at him, turned him around and pushed his face into the rim of the nearby bin,which i didnt know had a rusty peice hanging loose, which got stuck in the base of his nose
they do say school days are the best days in your life, but then i rape them..
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 17:31, More)
» My computer gave away my secrets
not quite on topic but...
this isnt a forum people ffs
i got caught looking at disabled porn thanks to a link a certain comedic website hosted
my parents havent spoken to me for two weeks...
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 21:49, More)
not quite on topic but...
this isnt a forum people ffs
i got caught looking at disabled porn thanks to a link a certain comedic website hosted
my parents havent spoken to me for two weeks...
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 21:49, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Joke
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
a pilot you racist bastard!!
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 18:13, More)
Joke
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
a pilot you racist bastard!!
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 18:13, More)