» When were you last really scared?

to be honest...
The scariest few seconds of my life were a few years back when my wife was pregnant, we went for the 12 week scan, everything seemed normal.

The nurse/scanner found the baby, then she turned on the sound so we could hear the heart beat....and for about 3-4 seconds I couldnt hear anything, I was sooo scared.

Then the nurse/scanner turned to us both and told us that the baby had died, terror turned to tears almost immediately....

Those 3-4 seconds seemed to last an eternity....
(Sun 25th Feb 2007, 21:44, More)

» Council Cunts

It's bloody awful....
I work in local government, and I hate it!

Whoever mentioned not showing initiative was right! any sort of initiative or the ability to 'think outside the box' will get you nowhere!

Christ if councils were a business they wouldn't last a week! if the government should privatize anything it should be councils! lets see anyone try to run one efficiently!

They are all stuck in the 1970s with their collective heads up their arses!

If someone wants a job where they can move on up the ranks, showing initiative and self motivational skills, where all your hard work will be rewarded then look elsewhere!

And don't get me started on the bullying, a close friend of mine nearly topped herself due to it earlier this year....

The 'c' in cnuts stands for councils!

So why am I still there I hear you all ask? well I've got fcuk all self confidence cos it's all been beaten out of me....if I wasn't clinically obese and up to my eyes on anti-depressants I would fcuk off out of there.....it's a vicious circle.........
(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 19:11, More)

» Messing with the Dark Side

Dodgy Car Stereos...
While reading various scary QOTW stories and trying not to be a ickle bit frightened...

Some twat outside turns his car stereo on and at a very loud volume, hence weird sounding voice coming from nowhere!

Took me a few seconds to work out what it was and where it was coming from.....however scared the pants off me and took me a few seconds to stop shaking!

Must stop reading these stories and get on wth work!
(Sat 22nd Apr 2006, 13:46, More)

» Mistaken Identity

That fat bloke off the TV.....
A few years ago after returning from the US a few pounds heavier I was constantly mistkae for Jeremy Spake! I mean do I look like a russian queen FFS!!!

Then I put on a few more pounds (actually I am just over 23 stone, cant be bothered to work it out in kilos) and I now get..."You look like the fat bloke from Bowling For Soup" which I dont mind in the least!
(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 12:37, More)

» When were you last really scared?

Really really REALLY scared!
To be honest most things scare me anyway cos i've got an overactive imagination however there have only every been two moments in my life that I had REALLY felt scared, in no particular order...

1) After watching Ghostwatch on BBC1 was back whenever, I knew it was a spoof but didnt stop me from sleeping with the light on all night, and the night after that!

2) Went to Alton Towers a few years ago, now i'm not the thinnest of people (hell i'll admit it i'm a cat funt!) now most of the rides have that bar that comes over the top of you and clicks into position.....however when you are a cat funt it doesnt go as far as everyone elses....hence thoughts of it springing open and you falling to your death, anyway I digress, well onto the Buzzsaw ride, bloody thing stops when we are at the highest point, tilts forward, I can see the drop, and I can also see that my safety bar isnt as far in as I would like....I thought it was going to open and I was going to fall to my death!

Life and pant changing moments indeed!
(Sun 25th Feb 2007, 21:39, More)