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I am Sex Jesus.
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» Never Meet Your Heroes
Women's Wrongs
Me and some friends were standing chatting in Cambridge's University Library (a huge, redbrick cock of a building) when a grey-haired woman came rushing past us, and down the stairs to the exit. This uncommonly brisk and impolite passer-by was accompanied, roughly five seconds later, by a putrefying smell best described as the 'bowels of hell'. It was only at that point that we all put the face to a name.
Germaine Greer had guffed in our corridor. It was terrible.
(Wed 31st May 2006, 23:41, More)
Women's Wrongs
Me and some friends were standing chatting in Cambridge's University Library (a huge, redbrick cock of a building) when a grey-haired woman came rushing past us, and down the stairs to the exit. This uncommonly brisk and impolite passer-by was accompanied, roughly five seconds later, by a putrefying smell best described as the 'bowels of hell'. It was only at that point that we all put the face to a name.
Germaine Greer had guffed in our corridor. It was terrible.
(Wed 31st May 2006, 23:41, More)
» * PFFT *
Repost, but too good to waste...
Me and some friends were standing chatting in Cambridge's University Library (a huge, redbrick cock of a building) when a grey-haired woman came rushing past us, and down the stairs to the exit. This uncommonly brisk and impolite passer-by was accompanied, roughly five seconds later, by a putrefying smell best described as the 'bowels of hell'. It was only at that point that we all put the face to a name.
Germaine Greer had guffed in our corridor. It was terrible.
(Wed 18th Jul 2007, 4:14, More)
Repost, but too good to waste...
Me and some friends were standing chatting in Cambridge's University Library (a huge, redbrick cock of a building) when a grey-haired woman came rushing past us, and down the stairs to the exit. This uncommonly brisk and impolite passer-by was accompanied, roughly five seconds later, by a putrefying smell best described as the 'bowels of hell'. It was only at that point that we all put the face to a name.
Germaine Greer had guffed in our corridor. It was terrible.
(Wed 18th Jul 2007, 4:14, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
A variation on a classic...
Toilet stall. On the right wall:
"Toilet Tennis - Tim Henman Edition! Look left"
On the left wall:
"Too bad! You lost - try again next year."
(Fri 4th May 2007, 12:32, More)
A variation on a classic...
Toilet stall. On the right wall:
"Toilet Tennis - Tim Henman Edition! Look left"
On the left wall:
"Too bad! You lost - try again next year."
(Fri 4th May 2007, 12:32, More)
» Essential Items
A small pot of Vaseline
I've always had dry lips, but the turning point here was the time my mates stacked an entire pack of salt + vinegar pringles on my face (vertically) as I slept.
When I woke up the next morning, my lips had absorbed all the flavour coating and were bleeding with dryness. It was agony. Thus the portation of petroleum jelly.
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 14:23, More)
A small pot of Vaseline
I've always had dry lips, but the turning point here was the time my mates stacked an entire pack of salt + vinegar pringles on my face (vertically) as I slept.
When I woke up the next morning, my lips had absorbed all the flavour coating and were bleeding with dryness. It was agony. Thus the portation of petroleum jelly.
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 14:23, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
For Mister Caps Lock
I think I speak for all of us when I say:
B3ta has always been about bad taste. Don't try and remove the fundemental part of the site. Cunt.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 20:06, More)
For Mister Caps Lock
I think I speak for all of us when I say:
B3ta has always been about bad taste. Don't try and remove the fundemental part of the site. Cunt.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 20:06, More)