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» Stalked

Sometimes, when I was really stoned driving home,
I used to think that every car behind me was a police car.
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 17:37, More)

» Kids

My grandparents puppy is currently trying to rape my 11 year old collie.
It is highly amusing, and when compared in human years it equates to a 3 year old dry fucking a 77 year old man.
Pensioner rape should be televised forthwith.
(Tue 22nd Apr 2008, 17:19, More)

» Shoplifting

A few years back
a few of old school friends, who I haven't spoken to in quite a while, decided it would be a good idea to steal 4 go-karts from a local private school, 1 of the four go-karts was broken, and the driver apprehended about half way home because he was doing about a third of the speed as the rest of them. This same group also thought it would be funny (which it was) to steal the big M from outside a macdonalds that was being put together nearby, and take it to an old, partially ruined, building on top of a nearby hill, and hang it out of one of the windows facing the town near-by. Oh what a stir they caused.
length: about 4 miles and 20ft up respectively
(Sun 13th Jan 2008, 17:36, More)

» Dumb things you've done

at the age of 5
i tried running down some coffin hole stairs (they kind of circle round at the bottom) which where made of stone, and that had no bannister...wearing my grandfathers slippers. i ended up screaming with a tennis ball sized lump on my elbow and still have a lump of displaced bone there 15 years later.
(Sat 22nd Dec 2007, 17:08, More)

» Being told off as an adult

i was once told off
by a student at the college i attended a few years ago who had downs-syndrome. me and my friends being loutish youths at the time decided that playing frisbee with trays from the cafeteria seemed like a really good idea and proceeded to hurl them across the grassed area for a few minutes before said downy sprinted in the direction of one of the trays, picked it up and started a shouted babble at us about not being allowed to do this. as we we're all in fits of laughter and very immature we continued doing it to the apparent great displeasure of our new found friend. what a fantastic day that was. especially seeing him afterwards acting and mouthing the entire thriller song in a fantastically over theatrical way.
(Wed 26th Sep 2007, 21:40, More)
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