» World's Sickest Joke

Not sick, more racist.
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour.

He goes up to his mother and says "Mummy, look at me ! I'm not a little black boy anymore I'm a little white boy!"

WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, "Go and tell your Father what you just said !"

So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father "Daddy look at me ! I'm not a little black boy any more I'm a little white boy!"

WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, "Go and tell your Gran what you just said !"

So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran "Granny look at me ! I'm not a little black boy any more I'm a little white boy!"

WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose.

Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says "I've only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate you black bastards!"
(Sat 11th Mar 2006, 16:06, More)

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Dodgeball
Saw it at the cinema on a weekday afternoon with my girlfriend.

Was only us 2 in the screan.

I have no idea how it ended ;)
(Wed 23rd Jul 2008, 21:46, More)