» Terrible food

Hangover cure . . .
After a real heavy night, one of the lads I knew at school told one of our more 'educationally challenged' mates his foolproof cure for hangovers . . .

Half a pint of melted butter. To be drunk warm.


A quite spectacular sight - both going down and coming up again. Put me off dairy for a while.
(Sun 20th May 2007, 23:47, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Feeding hamsters to the dog
Not entirely sure what possessed her, but my mum thought it would be a good idea to introduce our Russian (read very small) hamster to our bearded collie.

Beardies aren't the brightest of breeds, and so with the hamster sitting in mum's hand, the dog opens its mouth and clamps down over the mouse.

Mum clouts the dog on the nose, and the dog spits out the bewildered (but largely unharmed) mouse. Unsurprisingly, the mouse never fully recovered.

Almost as funny as the time we fed the dog space dust . . .
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 22:38, More)