» I met a weirdo on the interweb

i met this girl
yea i knkow, when i was 16, she was 18. i met her on the freeserve chatrooms before they followed the msn ways and closed doors. She was called emma, from the north of wales, and was apparently in love with me. I was still sexually inexperienced at the time, and when she asked if she could come stay (after many an hour chatting on the dog and bone i might add), i was more than happy. For some reason, my parents had no problem at all with this 18 year old "hottie" (her self description, twas the days before webcans were a fiver in the bargain bin at pc world) coming to stay. Eventually when she came to saty, it became apparent, that as i saw this ...thing... escape from the train , that she was not a "hottie" nor was she a size 12, nor did she have blonde ringlets and big blue eyes. She was meant to stay for a week, I sent her home after a day. Pushed her on the train myself infact. I still have nightmares. And yes, i slept with her. I was 16, still a virgin, and had sex on a plate, who would say no?
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 19:08, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Piercing and BoxerShort Hell
So about a year and a half a go, i decided it would be a marvelous idea to get my nutsack pierced. So after my date with a needle i felt all manly and belived it was high time to go out and hope for the possibility of getting to show off my new spoils of war. After getting suitably mashed on a £20'w worth of 99p doubles, i managed to pull a minger. A minger who was more than happy to be shown my new hole. What i didn't expect was when we got back to mine, for the button on my boxers to be caught on the ring now sitting proudly in my nutsack. My horniness, plus her eagerness to see the treasure, resulted in my boxers being dropped like a stone from my ample hips, taking with them my new piercing.

apologies for length and girth
(Thu 13th Jul 2006, 23:27, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Whats red and sits in a fryer?
Abortion of chips.



so so so so sorry.
(Wed 22nd Mar 2006, 2:30, More)