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» Worst Nicknames Ever
I'M NOT BLOODY PLUG!!!!
My Dad had this guy at Uni who looked like Plug out of the Bash Street Kids. He'd put up with it for years until he suddenly just lost it and screamed "I'M NOT FUCKING PLUG! STOP CALLING ME BLOODY PLUG!" etc for a few minutes then just stopped and sat down.
He remained Plug to this very day.
Apologies for shiteness
(Thu 18th May 2006, 22:03, More)
I'M NOT BLOODY PLUG!!!!
My Dad had this guy at Uni who looked like Plug out of the Bash Street Kids. He'd put up with it for years until he suddenly just lost it and screamed "I'M NOT FUCKING PLUG! STOP CALLING ME BLOODY PLUG!" etc for a few minutes then just stopped and sat down.
He remained Plug to this very day.
Apologies for shiteness
(Thu 18th May 2006, 22:03, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
darkness, aaargh!
First time I watched Omen with a group of friends the power went out right at the end (the fear!) One of us elected themselves to go and fiddle with the fuses in the garage while the others all screamed "NO! DON'T GO OUT THERE! YOU'LL BE EATEN AND RAPED IN THAT ORDER!" power back on and all was well again.
Heady days. Length+girth=fun fun fun
(Sun 23rd Apr 2006, 17:26, More)
darkness, aaargh!
First time I watched Omen with a group of friends the power went out right at the end (the fear!) One of us elected themselves to go and fiddle with the fuses in the garage while the others all screamed "NO! DON'T GO OUT THERE! YOU'LL BE EATEN AND RAPED IN THAT ORDER!" power back on and all was well again.
Heady days. Length+girth=fun fun fun
(Sun 23rd Apr 2006, 17:26, More)
» The most cash I've ever carried
lottery
I have held a cheque for £50,000 my parents won on the lottery game thing with Julian Clary on it. In notes I have held £2000 in 50's.
Woo, money
(Sun 25th Jun 2006, 14:48, More)
lottery
I have held a cheque for £50,000 my parents won on the lottery game thing with Julian Clary on it. In notes I have held £2000 in 50's.
Woo, money
(Sun 25th Jun 2006, 14:48, More)
» Missing body parts
tooths
my tooth died, it died it did. Went a funny grey colour so I got some porcelain jammed on top of it.
I have part of a toilet in my mouth...oh joy
BatDyke, it's a ganglian in your knee. Whack it with a bible, that'll sort it out I'm told
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 23:28, More)
tooths
my tooth died, it died it did. Went a funny grey colour so I got some porcelain jammed on top of it.
I have part of a toilet in my mouth...oh joy
BatDyke, it's a ganglian in your knee. Whack it with a bible, that'll sort it out I'm told
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 23:28, More)
» Going Too Far
Slim Fast
There was the fat girl from my form at school.
She was completely oblivious to the fact that she was the most irritating person EVER!
So was subsequently confused as to why people shouted weight related abuse at her to fuck off.
But I took it too far when I gave her the slim fast leaflet I was nominated to kindly donate to her...
Her face was a picture though :¬D
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 20:03, More)
Slim Fast
There was the fat girl from my form at school.
She was completely oblivious to the fact that she was the most irritating person EVER!
So was subsequently confused as to why people shouted weight related abuse at her to fuck off.
But I took it too far when I gave her the slim fast leaflet I was nominated to kindly donate to her...
Her face was a picture though :¬D
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 20:03, More)