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I tend to get far too bored far too easily, and finding my self un employed ive diecided to turn attention to B3tans to inspire and infuriate
heres a few of the things i do for sheer boredom. i realise theres no pretty front page, i would do it, but i just cant be fluffed.
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I tend to get far too bored far too easily, and finding my self un employed ive diecided to turn attention to B3tans to inspire and infuriate
heres a few of the things i do for sheer boredom. i realise theres no pretty front page, i would do it, but i just cant be fluffed.
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» Awesome Sickies
Leprosy
Ok, not me, but a friend when on holiday to spain. Whilst she was there she bought an elcheapo "gold" watch. Seemed like a good idea, only when she got back to good old blighty, it had managed to turn the skin on her wrist scabby, scaley and not unlike the under belly of a lizard. She didnt turn up to work for a few day, the reason? Spanish leprosy. Oh it amused me so i made a tribute to her
(Mon 12th Jun 2006, 10:29, More)
Leprosy
Ok, not me, but a friend when on holiday to spain. Whilst she was there she bought an elcheapo "gold" watch. Seemed like a good idea, only when she got back to good old blighty, it had managed to turn the skin on her wrist scabby, scaley and not unlike the under belly of a lizard. She didnt turn up to work for a few day, the reason? Spanish leprosy. Oh it amused me so i made a tribute to her
(Mon 12th Jun 2006, 10:29, More)
» Missing body parts
Leg
Ok, its not really missing as such but it doesnt feel like its there anymore.
Im part of a re-enactment group and hit myself in the knee with a 5 pound mace. Best bit was i was outside enjoying the fresh air talking to some peeps at the time and just swung it at my knee cap.
Result? Damaged nerve, permenant dead leg from knee down, cold foot (right one) and best bit is i cant move my foot, and it flaps when i walk so you always know when im behind you!
Appologies for length and girth? nah, i was gifted
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 16:26, More)
Leg
Ok, its not really missing as such but it doesnt feel like its there anymore.
Im part of a re-enactment group and hit myself in the knee with a 5 pound mace. Best bit was i was outside enjoying the fresh air talking to some peeps at the time and just swung it at my knee cap.
Result? Damaged nerve, permenant dead leg from knee down, cold foot (right one) and best bit is i cant move my foot, and it flaps when i walk so you always know when im behind you!
Appologies for length and girth? nah, i was gifted
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 16:26, More)
» Heckles
Horror at Rocky horror
Ok, picture the scene, Rocky horror picture show, full house, actors in full swing.
any one who has been to see the show will know a certain amount of heckling is encouraged
however, at one point, some one is on stage with tinfoil covered water gun, to which some one shouts "Get your super soaker out!"
cue a few off looks and a red face as the person finds himself center of attention for what seemed like a life time but was possibly only a few seconds
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 16:21, More)
Horror at Rocky horror
Ok, picture the scene, Rocky horror picture show, full house, actors in full swing.
any one who has been to see the show will know a certain amount of heckling is encouraged
however, at one point, some one is on stage with tinfoil covered water gun, to which some one shouts "Get your super soaker out!"
cue a few off looks and a red face as the person finds himself center of attention for what seemed like a life time but was possibly only a few seconds
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 16:21, More)