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» Personal Hygiene
Grease Monkey
Mr Datcat is a mechanic who for a very short while worked as a Mot tester in a back street garage as a favour.
A bit lenthy so feel free to skip
One of the other mechanics (mark w who is one of the biggest wankers to walk this planet)was utterly revolting.
He used to come in on a monday morning wearing jeans and a teeshirt that he had purchased from asda on the previous friday afternoon along with a can of deodrant which he then used up to hide the stench after putting the new clothes on and binning the old.
He then wore the same clothes till friday when the whole thing was repeated.
As it was all blokes that worked there, toilet roll supplies often ran out apart from Mr Datcat who had a stash, and it was on one such day that Mark dissapeared for sometime emerging with what can only be described as a duck like waddle.
Because of the stench that came from the bloke and the tell tale whaddle they worked out that he had shit himself and instead of cleaning himself up or something had just pulled his pants up and pretended that nothing had happened.
Thankfully Mr Datcat no longer works there so I don't have to hear anymore about the guy.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 15:00, More)
Grease Monkey
Mr Datcat is a mechanic who for a very short while worked as a Mot tester in a back street garage as a favour.
A bit lenthy so feel free to skip
One of the other mechanics (mark w who is one of the biggest wankers to walk this planet)was utterly revolting.
He used to come in on a monday morning wearing jeans and a teeshirt that he had purchased from asda on the previous friday afternoon along with a can of deodrant which he then used up to hide the stench after putting the new clothes on and binning the old.
He then wore the same clothes till friday when the whole thing was repeated.
As it was all blokes that worked there, toilet roll supplies often ran out apart from Mr Datcat who had a stash, and it was on one such day that Mark dissapeared for sometime emerging with what can only be described as a duck like waddle.
Because of the stench that came from the bloke and the tell tale whaddle they worked out that he had shit himself and instead of cleaning himself up or something had just pulled his pants up and pretended that nothing had happened.
Thankfully Mr Datcat no longer works there so I don't have to hear anymore about the guy.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 15:00, More)
» Personal Hygiene
soapy streams
When I were but a small child every sunday after dinner my mum, instead of letting me do small child things, used to make me go for a walk with her.
Anyway 1 of the routes we used to take involved going through the grounds of the local mental hospital which had a brook running through it.
As it was a really hot sunny day she decided to let me paddle in this brook whilst she sat dabbling her feet.
After a while we hear voices and as we look around we see a family which we shall call the Smiths as that was their name approching a little bit upstream, stop then they all start stripping off compleatly and getting in this brook.
Mum shouts at me to get out and as I do they get the soap out and start washing.
The mother, father and all 8 kids.
The water was a really nasty scummy brown colour after and im pretty sure most of it wasn't down to the fact they disturbed the bottom as it was gravel lined and stayed clear no matter how many kids used to splash around in it.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 13:14, More)
soapy streams
When I were but a small child every sunday after dinner my mum, instead of letting me do small child things, used to make me go for a walk with her.
Anyway 1 of the routes we used to take involved going through the grounds of the local mental hospital which had a brook running through it.
As it was a really hot sunny day she decided to let me paddle in this brook whilst she sat dabbling her feet.
After a while we hear voices and as we look around we see a family which we shall call the Smiths as that was their name approching a little bit upstream, stop then they all start stripping off compleatly and getting in this brook.
Mum shouts at me to get out and as I do they get the soap out and start washing.
The mother, father and all 8 kids.
The water was a really nasty scummy brown colour after and im pretty sure most of it wasn't down to the fact they disturbed the bottom as it was gravel lined and stayed clear no matter how many kids used to splash around in it.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 13:14, More)
» Customers from Hell
Lights off
I worked in petrol station for 8 years (I'm not sure why either) and the amount of fucktardness I was subjected to was outstanding.
The occasion when I was informed that if I didn't let this guy fill up a glass milk bottle with u/leaded he would have me arrested.
When All the lights and signs are off and everything is shut and locked some idiot coming onto the forecourt when I'm getting into my car and demanding that I reopen for him. I said I'm sorry we are closed and he calls me a cunt of a bitch One of the few times I told someone to fuck off.
So much much more happened, but If I start thinking about it too much I start twitching so excuse me while I go and rock for a bit.
(Thu 4th Sep 2008, 22:58, More)
Lights off
I worked in petrol station for 8 years (I'm not sure why either) and the amount of fucktardness I was subjected to was outstanding.
The occasion when I was informed that if I didn't let this guy fill up a glass milk bottle with u/leaded he would have me arrested.
When All the lights and signs are off and everything is shut and locked some idiot coming onto the forecourt when I'm getting into my car and demanding that I reopen for him. I said I'm sorry we are closed and he calls me a cunt of a bitch One of the few times I told someone to fuck off.
So much much more happened, but If I start thinking about it too much I start twitching so excuse me while I go and rock for a bit.
(Thu 4th Sep 2008, 22:58, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
made me laugh for 2 seconds
A lot of these springing up at dropped kerbs
Woo yay 1st pic posted by me
(Mon 7th May 2007, 15:34, More)
made me laugh for 2 seconds
A lot of these springing up at dropped kerbs
Woo yay 1st pic posted by me
(Mon 7th May 2007, 15:34, More)