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» Teenage Parties
The Ice
The Ice is something of a legend around these parts. In reality, he's my mate that lives round the corner with a garage we can use for smoking weed and generally monging out.
Anyway, there was this one house party a couple of weeks ago where The Ice happened to cop off with a rather lovely lady, and proceeded to violate her in the ways that a 17 year old knows best.
After everyone had passed out/gone to sleep, The Ice decided to go to the bog (finish himself off/wash his hands) on this journey though, the lodger confonted him.
We didn't know there was a lodger. We didn't really know the host. The Ice especially wasn't aware he wasn't meant to use the lodger's toilet to clear lady juice off his hands.
The lodger wasn't very happy that her vibrator was no longer in her sock drawer, but in the sink.
Nobody at the party looked very happy at being woken up at 3am by a drunken lodger chasing The Ice (trying to hide his hard-on) round the house, wielding a huge pink dildo above her head trying to kick him out the house.
As if to rub salt in the wound, during the next morning's clean-up, the host found a webcam hidden under the stereo, able to see the whole room. Turns out her dad had set up a wireless connection, so that he could keep an eye on his lovely daughter and lovely house.
Oh the shock
(Tue 18th Apr 2006, 19:02, More)
The Ice
The Ice is something of a legend around these parts. In reality, he's my mate that lives round the corner with a garage we can use for smoking weed and generally monging out.
Anyway, there was this one house party a couple of weeks ago where The Ice happened to cop off with a rather lovely lady, and proceeded to violate her in the ways that a 17 year old knows best.
After everyone had passed out/gone to sleep, The Ice decided to go to the bog (finish himself off/wash his hands) on this journey though, the lodger confonted him.
We didn't know there was a lodger. We didn't really know the host. The Ice especially wasn't aware he wasn't meant to use the lodger's toilet to clear lady juice off his hands.
The lodger wasn't very happy that her vibrator was no longer in her sock drawer, but in the sink.
Nobody at the party looked very happy at being woken up at 3am by a drunken lodger chasing The Ice (trying to hide his hard-on) round the house, wielding a huge pink dildo above her head trying to kick him out the house.
As if to rub salt in the wound, during the next morning's clean-up, the host found a webcam hidden under the stereo, able to see the whole room. Turns out her dad had set up a wireless connection, so that he could keep an eye on his lovely daughter and lovely house.
Oh the shock
(Tue 18th Apr 2006, 19:02, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
Tempting fate
Every day, I get the bus home from college. Usually it's an enjoyable ride, as I live right on the coast and seeing the beach is a rather pleasant way to end the day.
A few weeks ago though, we could see loads of police cars surrounding the arcade on the seafront. We were joking about it, saying how the filth were crap if they've only just realised the arcade's where to get your gear. I happened to joke that 'I hope it's something exciting, maybe they found a body or something. A drowning would be great!'
Lo and behold, on the news that night, there was news of a body of a 24 year-old man being washed up earleir that day down by the arcade.
Never laughed so loudly out of fear.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 23:20, More)
Tempting fate
Every day, I get the bus home from college. Usually it's an enjoyable ride, as I live right on the coast and seeing the beach is a rather pleasant way to end the day.
A few weeks ago though, we could see loads of police cars surrounding the arcade on the seafront. We were joking about it, saying how the filth were crap if they've only just realised the arcade's where to get your gear. I happened to joke that 'I hope it's something exciting, maybe they found a body or something. A drowning would be great!'
Lo and behold, on the news that night, there was news of a body of a 24 year-old man being washed up earleir that day down by the arcade.
Never laughed so loudly out of fear.
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 23:20, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
The Ice
A couple of years ago, when we were still at senior school and had to do german as a subject, my mate was asked by the teacher when his birthday was. Being 15, he replied 'Erdbeere Eis!' (strawberry icecream)
Over the years it's been shortened simply to 'The Ice', which I've always thought was cool as fudge.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:45, More)
The Ice
A couple of years ago, when we were still at senior school and had to do german as a subject, my mate was asked by the teacher when his birthday was. Being 15, he replied 'Erdbeere Eis!' (strawberry icecream)
Over the years it's been shortened simply to 'The Ice', which I've always thought was cool as fudge.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:45, More)