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The answer is "Yes", or perhaps "No". Or at least "Maybe".

Now what's the question?

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Bullshit detector (more)


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Going anywhere nice for the summer?


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» God

I was an altar boy for a while
The cassocks were hell. Fart inside one of those and the warm gas would slowly float upwards and out via the only possible route — i.e., around your neck :-(

On one occasion I was given the task of ringing a bell at some point during the service, but completely missed the cue because I was holding my breath and turning purple. They never asked me back again.
(Wed 25th Mar 2009, 15:27, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

how does gravity work?
it's quite baffling
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