» Beautiful but Bonkers

First week of Uni
I met some guy at freshers week and got chatting to him. He seemed nice enough (and pretty damn sexy) so I gave him my old phone number, just incase he turned out to be weird.

That night after a raging party I find he's called me 10 times and left 10 messages about how he wants to meet up with me "just to get to know each other"

I think "freak" and delete his number. The next morning I get up, have a shower and when I get out who's standing there but this stalker boy saying that he checked my timetable and wanted to walk me to my morning class. At which point I walked into my flatmate's room and woke him up to get rid of this guy.

I kept seeing this stalker boy about campus untill finally I told him that "my twin sister kitnel" actually left uni and that I was lounel, and produced my fake I.D. to prove it. He asked for lounel's phone number and I told him I didn't have one.

I still see him about and he's always asking about "my sister" I'm thinking about telling him she's dead.
(Sat 18th Nov 2006, 19:11, More)

» Housemates from hell

currently
I am living in halls of residence, fantastic lot of people save for one boy, let's call him Freak.

Now Freak is a complete antisocial bugger who doesnt even aknowledge any of his flatmates in the street let alone joins in the flat activities, on our first day in res i tried to talk to him and the only thing he said to me was "no pepsi for me thanks, last time I drank some I tried to kill my friend" and unfortunately I have the room right next to him.

The strange dr evil laughter at 3am every day I can handle, the fact that his room is so disgusting the smell has seeped into the hallway (the only person to fail room inspections) and how it's ok for him to play loud music at 4am but I cant at 4pm.

All that I can stand, but I hate how every time my boyfriend and I have even a slightly passionate night under the covers he knocks on the wall screaming "Sinners! Sinners! You're going to hell" kinda puts a dampener on the evening.


length? girth? gimmie a man with a vibrating nut sack.
(Fri 6th Apr 2007, 1:28, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

Not me
but a guy who fancied me invited me out one night by saying "we're going to a movie tonight, it's free and if you dont reply then I'll just turn up anyway" as I had a bad habbit of ignoring the strange boy and his 6 emails a day. He organised parties just so he'd have an excuse to invite me over and I'd ALWAYS have plans on those nights. He even showed up at my flat and played nintendo with my flatmates all night in order to impress me.

So later when he finally plucked up the courage to ask me out, i politely declined saying that I didnt want to date anyone.
I just dont understand why he got so pissed off when a week later I started dating his friend and am still doing so.


length? girth? I'd rather have a guy with a vibrating nut sack.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 18:51, More)

» Useless advice

First day of High School
"Just be yourself and everyone will love you"

I had no idea my mum thought I was a shallow airhead with no hopes above beauty college.
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 20:37, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Schools
When my little cousin was at school a few years ago, a few small changes had to be made in order to be PC.
1. The BLACKboard is now a Chalkboard
2. The WHITEboard is now a Penboard
3. The song is now "Baa baa MY sheep"

God I hate middle class Scottish arses

Oh and being the granddaughter of travellers I delight in telling people about my grandparent, the normal pair and the pikey pair. Why is it people think I'm going to be offended by pikey?
I AM THE CHILD OF A THIEVING BAND OF MURDEROUS PIKEY CONMEN
and damn proud.
(Tue 27th Nov 2007, 13:33, More)