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Not too long ago, a bleak party crawling with hoodies and dismal music. Whilst contemplating ways out me and my frend where approached by a menacing ratlike creature with a hitler moustache and a nike jumper, demanding to see out phone's.We met this with the usual refusals and denials, to which he looked midly irritated and promptly shot out his hand into my friends pocket, withdrawing a flashy nokia phone. My friend looked at him intenty, as if pondering a difficult maths problem, and proclaimed "I feel so violated you did that." The creatures swore and fucked off but left me in tears of laughter at my friends rightous indignation. I'm not sure where this is going/.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 16:06, More)