Profile for splorp:
splorp faq:
Q. Are you a 32 year old bloke?
A. Yes
Q. Do you live in a lovely house in sunny Edinburgh?
A. Yes
Q. Do you have a legal background in intellectual property; and, if so, might you be willing to give b3tans basic legal advice involving issues relating to their creative output?
A. Yes.
Q. Do you blog about diabetes at www.shootuporputup.co.uk ?
A. Yes.
Q. Can I email you at b3ta [at] splorp.co.uk?
A. Yes.
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- a member for 7 years, 3 months and 26 days
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- (of which 2 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 38 messages on the talk board
- has posted 2 messages on the links board
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- has posted 6 stories and 4 replies on question of the week
- They liked 10 pictures, 0 links, 1 talk posts, and 59 qotw answers.
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splorp faq:
Q. Are you a 32 year old bloke?
A. Yes
Q. Do you live in a lovely house in sunny Edinburgh?
A. Yes
Q. Do you have a legal background in intellectual property; and, if so, might you be willing to give b3tans basic legal advice involving issues relating to their creative output?
A. Yes.
Q. Do you blog about diabetes at www.shootuporputup.co.uk ?
A. Yes.
Q. Can I email you at b3ta [at] splorp.co.uk?
A. Yes.
Recent front page messages:
In celebration
of me cruising b3ta so early in the morning, please have a repost.
My favourite picture I've done. Yay!
(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 4:55, More)
of me cruising b3ta so early in the morning, please have a repost.
My favourite picture I've done. Yay!
(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 4:55, More)
My hotel room for Sunshine Elephant
*cough*
I was listening to the soundtrack to Fight Club as I did this. Maybe it had some effect on me...
[Edit] Blimey! FP?
(Mon 9th Jun 2003, 19:21, More)
*cough*
I was listening to the soundtrack to Fight Club as I did this. Maybe it had some effect on me...
[Edit] Blimey! FP?
(Mon 9th Jun 2003, 19:21, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Lies Your Parents Told You
My dad
always said that telegraph poles were installed by dropping them from a great height from a helicopter. I believed him for years.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 13:28, More)
My dad
always said that telegraph poles were installed by dropping them from a great height from a helicopter. I believed him for years.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 13:28, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
Swiss TV
I was once walking down the glacier alongside the Matterhorn having just climbed the Tête Blanche in the Swiss Alps. Out of nowhere a helicopter swoops down, a TV crew leap out and ask whether they can film us, as they're doing a documentary for Swiss TV. We say "yes" and they film us doing things with ropes, putting on crampons and whatever.
They then leap back into the helicopter and fly off, leaving us slightly gobsmacked in the middle of nowhere.
It was a very odd experience!
(Sun 14th Nov 2004, 20:24, More)
Swiss TV
I was once walking down the glacier alongside the Matterhorn having just climbed the Tête Blanche in the Swiss Alps. Out of nowhere a helicopter swoops down, a TV crew leap out and ask whether they can film us, as they're doing a documentary for Swiss TV. We say "yes" and they film us doing things with ropes, putting on crampons and whatever.
They then leap back into the helicopter and fly off, leaving us slightly gobsmacked in the middle of nowhere.
It was a very odd experience!
(Sun 14th Nov 2004, 20:24, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
My parents'
house in Bristol was once used to film an episode of Casualty.
A transvestite got caught up in his dress and fell down the stairs - thus needing medical care.
It wasn't one of Casualty's best ever plots...
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 18:23, More)
My parents'
house in Bristol was once used to film an episode of Casualty.
A transvestite got caught up in his dress and fell down the stairs - thus needing medical care.
It wasn't one of Casualty's best ever plots...
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 18:23, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
{sorry; I'm really, really, sorry}
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 0:22, More)
How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
{sorry; I'm really, really, sorry}
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 0:22, More)
» Personal Hygiene
Two weeks in The Alps
Packing my rucksack for the mighty high lever walk the Haute Route from Chamonix to Zermatt, I realised I would have to carry everything - and I mean everything - on my back across Europe's biggest mountain range.
So everything unnecessary had to be got rid of to save weight. So bye-bye wash kit, toothbrush, deodorant, spare underwear, spare socks, extra clothing.
Yes - two weeks in one set of clothes. Which were all waterproof mountaineering kit and in which I sweatily climbed mountains.
No wonder we got all the back rows to ourselves on the bus back to Blighty.
(Sat 24th Mar 2007, 19:52, More)
Two weeks in The Alps
Packing my rucksack for the mighty high lever walk the Haute Route from Chamonix to Zermatt, I realised I would have to carry everything - and I mean everything - on my back across Europe's biggest mountain range.
So everything unnecessary had to be got rid of to save weight. So bye-bye wash kit, toothbrush, deodorant, spare underwear, spare socks, extra clothing.
Yes - two weeks in one set of clothes. Which were all waterproof mountaineering kit and in which I sweatily climbed mountains.
No wonder we got all the back rows to ourselves on the bus back to Blighty.
(Sat 24th Mar 2007, 19:52, More)