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Fanatical Atheist with Fascist tendencies

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

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» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

When I was working in Trinidad
on a oil drilling related ship, our cook was partial to the local 'erb ( and so where we) but the company we worked for had a draconian alcohol and drug policy, being that they would randomly raid the ship and take urine samples from the crew. With this being the threat, the cook decided to introduce a new herb to his dishes so that all the crew would have tainted piss.
When the shore superintendant did a raid, he took samples of 10 crew, which turned positive, then they complained that it must have been a faulty reading, so he sampled more of us, including the Captain and that turned positive. So he concluded that the testing kit was at fault and would have to order more from the US, which would take several weeks, and by that time we would be safely back in Blighty. The cook did make some exceptional cookies for the special few of us on board.
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 11:43, More)

» Lies I told on my CV

Lets face it
every one has lied on their CV, but my biggest lie was telling the HR Manager I had a certificate in summat or other, then he wanted to see it, so I had to google a bit, find a copy of one then shop it before E'ing it back to the office. Hey it worked!Thanx to CS2
(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 17:16, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Not me, but a guy who I sailed with
on a seismic survey ship off Brazil where we would all go and "bronzy" for a couple of hours in the afternoon, lying on deck getting as much sun as possible. After 5 weeks of this the skin was leathery brown, which we thought looked good! Then one day he was out in his new shorts with his bell end popping out of his shorts and he was fast asleep, where he snoozed for most of the afternoon with the help of the local beer, Brhama Chop. Needless to say that something that hadn't seen the light of day soon soaked up the sun. It wasn't until later in the evening that the pain set in and he couldn't walk, the medic saw him and so did we, his bell end looked like a dried but evil red prune, which looked worse with the flamizine cream on it. He was medivac'd where it was discovered he had 2nd degree burns and repatriated. He was on the sick for 3 months and on his return was always greased up and wore speedo's under his shorts.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 7:08, More)

» Awesome Sickies

Dead
I booked a late deal holiday, such a bargain so I told the HR Manager that my ex wife had died and I neede to comfort my kids. Thikning about it, it was sort of a half truth as I would like it if she croaked so I could stop maintenance money so I can go on another holiday. Mmm, I might have to say that one of my kids has died for that one.
(Wed 14th Jun 2006, 12:00, More)

» Mugged

Mugged, no way
Only swamp donkey's with a conscience get mugged. Me? I don't have a conscience and tell them to fuck off, and the muggers? they're the so called charity collectors/spare change mate arseholes that are littered about town.
(Fri 16th Jun 2006, 15:57, More)
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