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doors are always fun
Back in the day, when I were but a wee nipper, my brother and I used to have a whale of a time seeing how insane with rage we could make the other, before one of us flipped out and went on the rampage. My brothers favourite tactic was to egg me on until I just about lost it, then punch me and run to his room and lock the door, where he could safely piss himself laughing at my vain attmepts to gain entry. On one occasion however, I lost it more completely than I ever have in my life and attacked the door in a juiced-up frenzy. Now being an inside door, it was quite thin, made of chipboard or some such useless material. Anyhow in my fit of rage I managed to kick through the door, to the suprise of my brother on the other side, and then spent the next half an hour getting my leg out and covering it up.

The best bit? Such was the mastery of our covering up skills, my parents didn't find out there was a hole in the door till we moved out three years later...

First QOTW post! Can I get a WooYay! Apologies for length, girth, weight and suprisingly enough density.
(Sun 12th Nov 2006, 17:37, More)