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» Debt pron
I WIN!!! I ALWAYS WIN!
I've had two loans, one at the bank, (HSBC)one at Sainsburys (tossers). anyway, i did what all good people do and that is instaed of consolidating all my debts i only paid off some of them, i spunked the rest on cool shit.
So i start getting nasty letters and all that shit. then about 3 months ago i start paying another company to sort it out for me, jobs a gooden. legally no one is allowed to hassle me. stupidly HSBC ignore this and decide to hassle me anyway, i was sitting in the pub at lunch time about a month ago, HSBC call me, i identify myself and then the guy starts to hassle me. So i said "I don;t want to talk about this, its lunch time, i'm in the pub piss off." the person on the other end says "if you can't afford to pay us you can;t really afford to be in the pub!" I had to hang up, otherwise i would have been rude.
I work as a Quality Consultant in a call centr so i know the precedure. So i ask the bank for the call recording, the line managers name, all the notes on my acct for 6 months, to see of the little prick has written anything nasty. Bank ignores me and sends me some half arsed apology and pamphlet on Customer Services. So i complain again, crowbar the word, umbudsman, unlawful charges and court into the letter and yesterday this preening sycophant called me up and gave me, my call on CD, my notes and £200 spending money. think i might buy a XBox 360. its always worth complaining!!!
Width? Length? Why don't i tell you after the beep.
Beeeeeep. Bob Kelso, 10 inches!
(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 17:02, More)
I WIN!!! I ALWAYS WIN!
I've had two loans, one at the bank, (HSBC)one at Sainsburys (tossers). anyway, i did what all good people do and that is instaed of consolidating all my debts i only paid off some of them, i spunked the rest on cool shit.
So i start getting nasty letters and all that shit. then about 3 months ago i start paying another company to sort it out for me, jobs a gooden. legally no one is allowed to hassle me. stupidly HSBC ignore this and decide to hassle me anyway, i was sitting in the pub at lunch time about a month ago, HSBC call me, i identify myself and then the guy starts to hassle me. So i said "I don;t want to talk about this, its lunch time, i'm in the pub piss off." the person on the other end says "if you can't afford to pay us you can;t really afford to be in the pub!" I had to hang up, otherwise i would have been rude.
I work as a Quality Consultant in a call centr so i know the precedure. So i ask the bank for the call recording, the line managers name, all the notes on my acct for 6 months, to see of the little prick has written anything nasty. Bank ignores me and sends me some half arsed apology and pamphlet on Customer Services. So i complain again, crowbar the word, umbudsman, unlawful charges and court into the letter and yesterday this preening sycophant called me up and gave me, my call on CD, my notes and £200 spending money. think i might buy a XBox 360. its always worth complaining!!!
Width? Length? Why don't i tell you after the beep.
Beeeeeep. Bob Kelso, 10 inches!
(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 17:02, More)
» I hurt my rude bits
Not Cricket
Long time lurker, first time poster.
Yeas ago when i was a youngun at school, we were playing cricket in the school hall as it was raining outside. Class spazz is Batting, swings for the ball like he is playing basball, misses the ball, lets go of the bat, bat flies through the air and twats me straight on the helmet!! Cue crumpling to the floor in agony, and howls of laughter from classmates.
Worse: Helmet or Balls? Discuss
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 11:17, More)
Not Cricket
Long time lurker, first time poster.
Yeas ago when i was a youngun at school, we were playing cricket in the school hall as it was raining outside. Class spazz is Batting, swings for the ball like he is playing basball, misses the ball, lets go of the bat, bat flies through the air and twats me straight on the helmet!! Cue crumpling to the floor in agony, and howls of laughter from classmates.
Worse: Helmet or Balls? Discuss
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 11:17, More)
» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
Cock Wash
Where i live in Kingston Upon Thames there is a pub called the Coconut where friends and i would occasionally DJ. Unfortunatly the guy who runs the music there is a total cunt by the name of Dimirti. Mate of mine was asked to DJ there one night, turns up with all his gear and Dimitri tells him he can;t play as he has one of his lame mates to do it instead. Insenced, my mate waits til Dimitri goes to the toilet and proceds to wash his cock in Dimitris pint. He then comes back to the bar and finishes his drink, much to the amusment of the wronged DJ and his friends.
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 0:54, More)
Cock Wash
Where i live in Kingston Upon Thames there is a pub called the Coconut where friends and i would occasionally DJ. Unfortunatly the guy who runs the music there is a total cunt by the name of Dimirti. Mate of mine was asked to DJ there one night, turns up with all his gear and Dimitri tells him he can;t play as he has one of his lame mates to do it instead. Insenced, my mate waits til Dimitri goes to the toilet and proceds to wash his cock in Dimitris pint. He then comes back to the bar and finishes his drink, much to the amusment of the wronged DJ and his friends.
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 0:54, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
True love is not nice...no, no.
To take shit from a soul sucking, arrogant bitch who took every opportunity she could to make me feel bad and undermine my confidence.
Turned down, very beautiful Italian babe of the highest order while said sadist girlfriend was two hundred miles away at Uni. Who then came home and dumped me after cheating on me. And did i get back together with her again after it didn't work out? Of course i did. Apparently, no one understood her like i did. Make that "took shit" like i did. now i'm bitter and treat girls with indifference to save myself from pain. Ahhhh......
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 17:22, More)
True love is not nice...no, no.
To take shit from a soul sucking, arrogant bitch who took every opportunity she could to make me feel bad and undermine my confidence.
Turned down, very beautiful Italian babe of the highest order while said sadist girlfriend was two hundred miles away at Uni. Who then came home and dumped me after cheating on me. And did i get back together with her again after it didn't work out? Of course i did. Apparently, no one understood her like i did. Make that "took shit" like i did. now i'm bitter and treat girls with indifference to save myself from pain. Ahhhh......
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 17:22, More)