» Debt pron

I WIN!!! I ALWAYS WIN!
I've had two loans, one at the bank, (HSBC)one at Sainsburys (tossers). anyway, i did what all good people do and that is instaed of consolidating all my debts i only paid off some of them, i spunked the rest on cool shit.

So i start getting nasty letters and all that shit. then about 3 months ago i start paying another company to sort it out for me, jobs a gooden. legally no one is allowed to hassle me. stupidly HSBC ignore this and decide to hassle me anyway, i was sitting in the pub at lunch time about a month ago, HSBC call me, i identify myself and then the guy starts to hassle me. So i said "I don;t want to talk about this, its lunch time, i'm in the pub piss off." the person on the other end says "if you can't afford to pay us you can;t really afford to be in the pub!" I had to hang up, otherwise i would have been rude.

I work as a Quality Consultant in a call centr so i know the precedure. So i ask the bank for the call recording, the line managers name, all the notes on my acct for 6 months, to see of the little prick has written anything nasty. Bank ignores me and sends me some half arsed apology and pamphlet on Customer Services. So i complain again, crowbar the word, umbudsman, unlawful charges and court into the letter and yesterday this preening sycophant called me up and gave me, my call on CD, my notes and £200 spending money. think i might buy a XBox 360. its always worth complaining!!!

Width? Length? Why don't i tell you after the beep.

Beeeeeep. Bob Kelso, 10 inches!
(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 17:02, More)

» Random Acts of Kindness

Oh yes...now I remember
There is a record label here based in London called JazzmanRecords. Very cool if you like funk and stuff like that. They have a subsidery label called JukeBox Jam. They issue old RnB and wierd Rock N Roll from the 50s and 60s. Anyway, the first record on this label i managed to accure two isses of. One i got direct and I think another was a friends who didn't want it anymore. About 3 years later, this record is worth quite a bit of cash, so i think, well i've got two, sell one, buy some more vinyl and then have the other for the collection. So i sell it on ebay and get a decent amount for it. very happy. Until, about 2 months later when i am out DJing and when i get home I realise that said record is missing. I double and triple check, but it's definitely not there anymore. I go back to the venue, but its not there and no one has seen it. Gutted. Not the first time someone has stolen a record while i'm DJing.

So about a week a later, i email Jazzman and say "If you have any unsold stock, could be warped, could be missing a label, faulty. I don't care, i'll pay for it, I just want the collection to be complete cos i'm a bit of a obsessive compulsive."

Next day, in the post, with the rest of the records i ordered, is a brand new, perfect condition copy of the reoord, with a little post it stuck to it which says "Look after it!". It doesn't leave the house, and i think, since its worth a lot of money, one of the niceist things anyone has done for me. Especially in the brutal world of record collecting. Plus, the best example of customer service I have ever encountered. An absolute legend.
(Tue 14th Feb 2012, 12:25, More)

» Random Acts of Kindness

Old man gives me 20p
I was in the queue in WHSmiths. I want a Dougie Fresh 7" Single. WHSmiths have put the price up by 20p over the weekend. This is the 80s and 20p seems to mean quite a bit. the guy befind the counter won't bhudge and i'm only 12. Someone taps me on the shoulder. Nice old man, says "ere son. Have 20p, its Christmas". What a dude.

I have more of these....gotta wrack my brains though.
(Tue 14th Feb 2012, 12:13, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Not Cricket
Long time lurker, first time poster.

Yeas ago when i was a youngun at school, we were playing cricket in the school hall as it was raining outside. Class spazz is Batting, swings for the ball like he is playing basball, misses the ball, lets go of the bat, bat flies through the air and twats me straight on the helmet!! Cue crumpling to the floor in agony, and howls of laughter from classmates.

Worse: Helmet or Balls? Discuss
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 11:17, More)

» Famous people I hate

Cunts
Posh Spice
Tweedy Cole
Footballers
Simon Cowell
Jordan
Sharon Osborne
Jo Wiley
Edith Bowman
Colin Murray
That twatty Zane Bloke
Those two Ronson Cunts
Blake Fielder-civil
Bono
Anyone on celebrity BB/Get me out of here
All X factor contetants - Yes Even the "funny" ones
Matthew McConaughey
Pete Doherty
Slash
Mick Hucknell
Davina McCall
I am sure there are many more but that means i have to think of them and this list is already depressing enough. I don't think i need to add a reason for disliking any of these "people".Cunts all of them.
(Sun 7th Feb 2010, 11:39, More)