» Why I was late

not one of mine but ...........
When i was at college i heard this wee cracker,a student turned up for a lecture 3 hours late

His excuse ???- a submarine crash

Said aquatic mode of transport was being transported on a low loader when it came loose from its moorings and settled upon the queens highway thus blocking the road.

Length ? - irrelevant !!
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 0:07, More)

» Pointless Experiments

it hurt
I once popped a peice of bubble wrap in my left ear to see what it felt like

It hurt like hell and gave me tinutus for 3 days
(Mon 28th Jul 2008, 0:25, More)

» Impulse buys

impulse buy
Strolling along Charing Cross Road London i spotted a Hohner Pro Series Jaguar guitar in window of a guitar store -i debated the issue with myself over a ciggie and took the plunge,being a Nirvana fan and wanting to own a Kurt Cobain copy axe i have no regrets-i still have the guitar to this day and its lovely.
(Sat 23rd May 2009, 23:22, More)

» Turning into your parents

growing old
I appreciate the chance to have a nice sit down and when i do i sigh to myself and think - ahh thats nice.

Also enjoy an afternoon nap
(Fri 1st May 2009, 23:34, More)

» I Quit!

a brief wee stint
A few years ago i found myse;f taking a job at a factory making sandwch fillings-it was not much fun,in short i spent my time there wsshing up and not pleasing the boss man with my efforts...........

Well circa 2 hours into my first day the boss came up to me and questioned if an implement i had apent ages on was clean-to whit "you call that clean ??",i walked out on the spot and never went back.
(Thu 22nd May 2008, 20:56, More)