» Encounters with Royalty

First of many...
When applying for a certain loyaty card at a certain over-priced GAME selling shop, at the point of any other titles i put "lord".

I now regularly get lovley HAND WRITTEN letters telling me of the deals they do!

A bit of topic, but oh well.
Shine my boots.
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 9:01, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

Once when working in threshers...
Prince something or other i see on tv lots came in for posh ciggys.
I was a little alarmed when the three guys in suits n shades walked in.. i digress.

Basiclly, the un-elected scrounger comes up to me and asked for "6 panama please my good sir"

In which i promplty replyed in my best chav accent "sure fing bruv!"

I still to this day wonder if he thinks me as the uncooth of britan. Hell i dont care.
(Mon 7th Aug 2006, 22:42, More)

» School Trips

BEST TEACHER EVER
Ok, im gonna post a shit load of these.. but,

Its 4 in the morn, and we jut get in from a royal piss up on the year 10 trip to spain.
In walks BADLY drunk irish form tutor, says "you all here?" "are yall fuckin' here?!"
"yes.."
"fookin alright then..."
oh he wasnt a happy bunny in the morn :D
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 13:18, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

One of many...
As a paper boy on the slave wage that you got at 13 odd, christmas time was the best.
Because you got bonus's!

What people would do is leave an envelope outside the house for the boy with a nice card.

The week up to christmas, i took on thirteen new rounds.
I made 500 quid in a week.
I especially enjoyed the old ladys who asked "are you the regular paper boy?" or "will you give it to him?"

Ahh its not my worst..
(Fri 10th Aug 2007, 9:09, More)

» Going Too Far

HAHa
I like my housemates stealing my milk. So ive bought a new one and put laxatives in it
(Thu 16th Nov 2006, 17:16, More)