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I work in a smallish building in a car park in an airport, renting cars to people. We get to see all sorts of people mooching past. I even saw Noel Edmunds once. Oh and the Hamiltons!!


We were outside having a fag break one time when a rather large welsh girl wandered up to us and said 'ere, you got a toilet in there?' I said yes indeed we do, and she then proceeded to yell at the top of her voice, in a broad welsh accent,

'MA!! MA!! I'M GOING FOR A PISS IN'YERE!!!'


Oh it was funny.
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 10:32, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

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Watching house prices go up and my chances of ever buying go down.


Seeing 3000 odd people die 9/11

The gentle erosion of our freedom in this society, no smoking, drinking, speeding, shouting, anything.

When they carried my Grandfather's body down the stairs in a bodybag. I could see the shape of the body. First dead person I ever saw, aged 7.
(Tue 26th Jun 2007, 13:28, More)