» Mix Tapes

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Did you hear about the black guy who raped a white woman?

yeah it was a mixed RAPE.

hehehe
(Sun 10th Feb 2008, 17:32, More)

» Get Rich Quick

Get Rich, quick!
We were sitting in our living room watching TV, Richard was in the garden when this news article came on about a gardener's convention, Mum said to me : 'GET RICH, QUICK!'









/leaves by fire exit
(Tue 5th Aug 2008, 13:22, More)

» Faking it

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Man and woman just had sex and man said ARRRH THAT WAS AWESOME in a sarcastic voice. Woman said: 'You hated that, FAKING GIT!'
(Fri 11th Jul 2008, 15:49, More)

» Faking it

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I was cast in a play, 'The Kingits'. This girl was cast as Fay, the daughter. She was Fay-Kingit.
(Fri 11th Jul 2008, 15:39, More)

» Faking it

When avin a wank
If I prem ejac, i fake my gasm and go OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHH when it just felt like havin a piss. that is all.
(Fri 11th Jul 2008, 15:37, More)