» Tales of the Unexplained


Women.


Well I certainly cant explain them.
(Thu 3rd Jul 2008, 20:25, More)

» Dumb things you've done

Yesterday...
I went out for an Indian...stupid stupid idea.... why did i go out for an indian on Christmas eve? Anyway I had been out to a packed Wetherspoons, had a couple and continued to drink...being quite drunk and partial to the odd spicy food my mate had a bet with me from earlier this year that West ham would finish above Arsenal. What an idiot. He said he would double it if i could eat the remainder of someones Vindaloo (Lightweight couldn't eat it all) 3 heaped tablespoons of lovely curry down the hatch no problems...till this morning...I didn't think the ramifications of that bet... I think I am actually shitting lava... not nice...

Another completely stupid thing I did last weekend, was tell this girl my feelings for her...we kissed on the night but since then we've hardly spoken....arg i hate it =[ now I don't know where I stand with her and it makes me feel really shitty about myself... not a good feeling on Christmas =[

Problem solved =] cheers guys.

It may not compare to all of these stories of people cutting off body parts or scaring themselves...but it bloody sucks to be down and have low self esteem... Buggersocks =[
(Tue 25th Dec 2007, 16:25, More)

» Conned

My Dad
Told me about the time he conned Sven Goran Eriksson...He was the manager of Gothernberg or something =S Anyway my Dad and his mates went out to Sweeden when Arsenal went to play them in the Uefa cup(i think).

They didn't have any tickets and like most cocky mid 20 year olds they though they could travel out there and buy some tickets from a tout. Anyway so it turned out they were staying in the same hotel as Sven, My dad uses the phone to ring him and play the sympathy card "my wife and children are all out here and we all really want to see the game but haven't got any, If you could get us some and i can get the money to your room i would be grateful" or some bullshit like that.

Stupid Sven actually believed him and low and behold the tickets arrived at his room....I wonder if Sven rings the hotel every week asking if he's money has turned up ?

Length? I don't want to know...
(Thu 18th Oct 2007, 19:18, More)

» Have you ever seen a dead body?

On holiday in Cuba..
I was walking along the coast line with a mate ... when I noticed something on the floor. Looked abit like a rock but was oddly shaped.

Picked it up.

It was the head of a turtle.

Eyes had gone and it was full of ants.. Safe to say I dropped it and jumped about 6 foot backwards.

Length? It was about 6 inches long...and thats just the head ;D

EDIT: i think it was one of these : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawksbill_turtle
(Wed 5th Mar 2008, 23:46, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

Not me im afraid...
But last week someone.... well some two...(In a upper class supermarket) kicked a packet of butter over the wall of our loading bay and the restaurant manager next door complained....Surprisingly it was the person you would least expect...


Oh I've thought of something!

I should be sacked because I called my section shit on myspace...a fat bitch grassed me in and I got a moaning at... And i hate the job and I really don't try very hard...

Perfect!
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 22:39, More)