» Why I was late

not me but , Polish girl at work
for a week she was 15 mins late everyday because she just had a new puppy and she had to clean up after it shat everywhere,

untill the sunday when she came in and her excuse was "(my puppy) didnt shit everywhere today and had to spend 10 mins congratulating it"
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 11:25, More)

» How nerdy are you?


I am reading this qotw using a guitar hero controller to scroll up and down

also i am wearing a guitar hero tshirt


I may need help
(Sun 9th Mar 2008, 22:03, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

I attract only the finest calibur of girls
a few months back I was coherced into meeting a girl from the good ole t'internet. i say cohersed the conversation went somthing along the lines on:

g:so do you want to meet me later?

m:im busy i think im waiting for someone to text then im off out

g:ok then, ill meet you in birmingham

M:birmighams quite far away , plus I may be busy,,,,

g: ok ill come to merry hill then , call me in an hour to see where i am {goes offline before i can reply}

I was too nice and met her because i knew id feel guilty for weeks if i stood her up even though i never agreed to meeting her


she was annoying and talked alot of crap ,i survive
she's on a darts team that scares me more than alot

, i recently spoke to her and casually asked if she had any news, turns out she's moving to amsterdam for 10 months..... to do missonary work

met a georgous girl yesterday shes 17 half spanish georgous , moms a hippy dads a punk has a pink dog and a lizard and is an ex junkie
:| wish me luck

sorry about length, although is a cold morning its still sizable
(Sun 19th Nov 2006, 10:33, More)