» Irrational Hatred

"i think you'll find"
Anyone who starts a sentence with "I think you'll find" is a twat.
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 18:11, More)

» Breasts

I have a serious problem with Breasticles
Pretty much every item of clothing Mrs Otter owns has bobbles in the breasticle area from where i keep grabbing them. Its been nine years and i still cant stop .... I actually think its getting worse , a couple of weeks ago on our flight back from Vegas i ruined her brand new t-shirt as i kept grabbing her puppies while she was trying to sleep, thats 10 hours sat next to me and an item of clothing ruined and an entire plane pissed off with me as i honk every time i squeeze a puppy.

and a mighty fine pair they are too :-)
(Thu 6th May 2010, 16:25, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Grantham
Grew up there , if you like getting into fights on weekends it is the perfect place for you.
(Fri 30th Oct 2009, 11:39, More)

» Unusual talents

I am not superhuman but.....
I have a 9inch tongue and can breathe through my ears , the wife appreciates this tallent but as yet I have not used it to rescue any cats out of trees.
(Mon 22nd Nov 2010, 22:02, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Newark
Half of the year is stinks like rotting flesh and for the rest of the year its raining. We should just fence Newark off from the rest of the world
(Fri 30th Oct 2009, 15:04, More)