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If you're looking at this, you clearly have too much time on your hands.
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» Sleepwalking
Mr. Rollup smoker
he's lovely bless him, but dear sweet god he makes noise. He sleep talks, and the one i love most is affectionately known as 'the moose'.
He basically makes makes this grunty honking noise at the top of his lungs, usually ending with me waking up and pissing myself as i try to quieten him down.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 13:00, More)
Mr. Rollup smoker
he's lovely bless him, but dear sweet god he makes noise. He sleep talks, and the one i love most is affectionately known as 'the moose'.
He basically makes makes this grunty honking noise at the top of his lungs, usually ending with me waking up and pissing myself as i try to quieten him down.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 13:00, More)
» School Trips
Teachers are quite obviously unaware of the laws of physics
Went on a trip to the North Yorkshire Moors as a kid, and we all had a chance to get in a canoe/kayak type thing, but our teachers, being the bright sparks that they were, decided to rent only 5 boats.
so, instead of spliting us into groups of 3 with a teacher, they decided to 6 in a boat, and the teacher couldn't get in, but seeing as it was a shallow pondy-lake , they thought it was ok, as we could all swim...
as they pushed us from the jetty, the boat sank slightly, capsized, and we all got a healthy lungful of duck-faeces and water...
Why didn't we think of sueing!?!?!?!
(Mon 11th Dec 2006, 22:23, More)
Teachers are quite obviously unaware of the laws of physics
Went on a trip to the North Yorkshire Moors as a kid, and we all had a chance to get in a canoe/kayak type thing, but our teachers, being the bright sparks that they were, decided to rent only 5 boats.
so, instead of spliting us into groups of 3 with a teacher, they decided to 6 in a boat, and the teacher couldn't get in, but seeing as it was a shallow pondy-lake , they thought it was ok, as we could all swim...
as they pushed us from the jetty, the boat sank slightly, capsized, and we all got a healthy lungful of duck-faeces and water...
Why didn't we think of sueing!?!?!?!
(Mon 11th Dec 2006, 22:23, More)
» Where is the strangest place you have slept?
the joy of house parties
I went to a mad 3 day house party last summer, and had drank a lot smoked a lot ( you know what i mean) and drank shroomy tea... I then fell asleep(well, passed out really) in a fireplace alcove under a throw that was neatly placed there, and i slept quite soundly. The funny part was that I awoke with a mountain of rucksacks and bags on top of me. I was later informed someone had shagged in the same room, and also considered jumping on the bag mountain (oh thank god they didn't).
(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 13:37, More)
the joy of house parties
I went to a mad 3 day house party last summer, and had drank a lot smoked a lot ( you know what i mean) and drank shroomy tea... I then fell asleep(well, passed out really) in a fireplace alcove under a throw that was neatly placed there, and i slept quite soundly. The funny part was that I awoke with a mountain of rucksacks and bags on top of me. I was later informed someone had shagged in the same room, and also considered jumping on the bag mountain (oh thank god they didn't).
(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 13:37, More)