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» My Greatest Regrets
twas only a few weeks ago
I will set the scene, had been at work since 7am on a friday, got home at 5 and went straight out for a night in london "super" club Fabric. Many drinks, pills and spliffs were consumed to some rather hectic dnb. saturday morning roles round and I just wanna get home and try to get some sleep having been up for 24 hours and being a little worse for wear. Chilling outside farringdon tube station with some chums. A couple of nice looking girls sit down next to me on the step as my mate beckons me round the corner for a final joint to make the journey home a little more bearable. Minutes later spliff in hand and said ladies walk past and hop in a cab.
At this point I should point out that one was stunning, everything any right minded 23 year old straight guy would give there left arm for. I mean slim, lovely dark brown hair, great tits, pretty face the complete package. The other was similar looking maybe not quite up to the high standard her mate had set. The only problem that from the clothes the girls were wearing you could tell there was an element of chav about them. Maybe not complete lost causes but enough to question where they had been. i digress.. ah yes right.
As many male b3tans will confirm a night on the little fellas will turned the old chap into, well a very little fella whose performance would be limited at best. Taxi starts to pull away, stops and door opens, the fit one leans out and shouts to me "my mate and I think you're really fit do u wanna come back with us?".
I look up from by drug induced haze and smooth as u like say "nah you're alright ta".
what a numpty. Fitty looks a bit miffed/confused slams the door and taxi drives off. Cue everybody present, including randoms trying to get cabs, laughing their asses off whilst questioning my sanity/sexuality. My justification of lots of pills = small penis syndrom fell on deaf ears, cant see why.
I was kicking myself for weeks and am, justifyably, repeatedly ripped about it by people who wernt even there. Until a mate pointed out they probably wanted me to pay for their taxi home or were going to rob me blind and boot me out at the first set of lights. Sadly I dont think this was the case and I turned down the best opportunity I am ever likely to have for an epic threesome with two attractive nubile females. shit.
no apologies its massive deal with it (its just a shame it wasnt that morning)
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 15:08, More)
twas only a few weeks ago
I will set the scene, had been at work since 7am on a friday, got home at 5 and went straight out for a night in london "super" club Fabric. Many drinks, pills and spliffs were consumed to some rather hectic dnb. saturday morning roles round and I just wanna get home and try to get some sleep having been up for 24 hours and being a little worse for wear. Chilling outside farringdon tube station with some chums. A couple of nice looking girls sit down next to me on the step as my mate beckons me round the corner for a final joint to make the journey home a little more bearable. Minutes later spliff in hand and said ladies walk past and hop in a cab.
At this point I should point out that one was stunning, everything any right minded 23 year old straight guy would give there left arm for. I mean slim, lovely dark brown hair, great tits, pretty face the complete package. The other was similar looking maybe not quite up to the high standard her mate had set. The only problem that from the clothes the girls were wearing you could tell there was an element of chav about them. Maybe not complete lost causes but enough to question where they had been. i digress.. ah yes right.
As many male b3tans will confirm a night on the little fellas will turned the old chap into, well a very little fella whose performance would be limited at best. Taxi starts to pull away, stops and door opens, the fit one leans out and shouts to me "my mate and I think you're really fit do u wanna come back with us?".
I look up from by drug induced haze and smooth as u like say "nah you're alright ta".
what a numpty. Fitty looks a bit miffed/confused slams the door and taxi drives off. Cue everybody present, including randoms trying to get cabs, laughing their asses off whilst questioning my sanity/sexuality. My justification of lots of pills = small penis syndrom fell on deaf ears, cant see why.
I was kicking myself for weeks and am, justifyably, repeatedly ripped about it by people who wernt even there. Until a mate pointed out they probably wanted me to pay for their taxi home or were going to rob me blind and boot me out at the first set of lights. Sadly I dont think this was the case and I turned down the best opportunity I am ever likely to have for an epic threesome with two attractive nubile females. shit.
no apologies its massive deal with it (its just a shame it wasnt that morning)
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 15:08, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
i regret...
eating that fugu prepared by an underqualified Japanese chef. Now I only have 24 hours to live.
(Tue 10th Oct 2006, 12:37, More)
i regret...
eating that fugu prepared by an underqualified Japanese chef. Now I only have 24 hours to live.
(Tue 10th Oct 2006, 12:37, More)
» Failed
failed at getting sex triple whammy
I once failed to have sex with the same girl three times on different occasions.
1. We were both hammered and passed out before either was fully un-dressed. I didnt even get my jeans all the way off and she wakes up with one boob exposed from a t-shirt half taken off. I managed to get the socks off tho...smooth.
2. Didn't have a condom, and my suggestions of anal didnt go down to well, she did tho, woohoo.
3. Both of us were drunk but still in control of our faculties until my drunkard room mate busts into the room and proceeds to vomit out the window right next to my bed (way to kill a mood). He then hangs out the window groaning like only a drunk man can. All attempts to move him were met with a violent response. We went downstairs hoping everyone was in bed, they were not so we spend most of the night getting stoned before passing out.
Never actually got round to doing the deed, ended up shagging her mate instead, she was much less fussy about things like condoms... [scratches] wheres that cream?
Edit: 1 makes sense now, and yes sex was on the cards at this point but mutual inibriation got in the way
(Mon 8th Jan 2007, 14:22, More)
failed at getting sex triple whammy
I once failed to have sex with the same girl three times on different occasions.
1. We were both hammered and passed out before either was fully un-dressed. I didnt even get my jeans all the way off and she wakes up with one boob exposed from a t-shirt half taken off. I managed to get the socks off tho...smooth.
2. Didn't have a condom, and my suggestions of anal didnt go down to well, she did tho, woohoo.
3. Both of us were drunk but still in control of our faculties until my drunkard room mate busts into the room and proceeds to vomit out the window right next to my bed (way to kill a mood). He then hangs out the window groaning like only a drunk man can. All attempts to move him were met with a violent response. We went downstairs hoping everyone was in bed, they were not so we spend most of the night getting stoned before passing out.
Never actually got round to doing the deed, ended up shagging her mate instead, she was much less fussy about things like condoms... [scratches] wheres that cream?
Edit: 1 makes sense now, and yes sex was on the cards at this point but mutual inibriation got in the way
(Mon 8th Jan 2007, 14:22, More)
» School Trips
QOTW combination shot
Could of been in the insulted celebs thread but its before my time.
First school ski trip to Switzerland, we met Jez Nelson of Tommorrows World fame, with his new bride. After obtaining plenty of autographs we let him be on his way. Jez and misses toddle off to get the chair lift down (shitty snow), as soon as they are on the lift they are met with an volley of snowballs like no other. Lift runs over our heads so we got a good minute of attack in before he was out of range. He tried to laugh off the first few, but the joke wore pretty thin for him pretty damn soon, probably about the time a snowball was taken straight in the face (insert prefered oral sex joke) by his wife.
the PE teachers running the trip feigned disapproval but secretly i am sure they we very proud.
(Wed 13th Dec 2006, 8:58, More)
QOTW combination shot
Could of been in the insulted celebs thread but its before my time.
First school ski trip to Switzerland, we met Jez Nelson of Tommorrows World fame, with his new bride. After obtaining plenty of autographs we let him be on his way. Jez and misses toddle off to get the chair lift down (shitty snow), as soon as they are on the lift they are met with an volley of snowballs like no other. Lift runs over our heads so we got a good minute of attack in before he was out of range. He tried to laugh off the first few, but the joke wore pretty thin for him pretty damn soon, probably about the time a snowball was taken straight in the face (insert prefered oral sex joke) by his wife.
the PE teachers running the trip feigned disapproval but secretly i am sure they we very proud.
(Wed 13th Dec 2006, 8:58, More)