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Live in England, but would rather be in Scotland.
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Live in England, but would rather be in Scotland.
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» Why I was late
Maybe I do have a problem then
It's a bit off topic but I do like this story. I think this guy was/is a comedian but I can't remember his name. Anyway it's about the moment he realised that he probably did have a drinking problem. Went out with his mates for a few beers in Manchester and woke up on a beach in Brighton! He telephoned his wife to apologise for not being home last night. "Last night?" says the wife, "No one has seen you for three days!"
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 13:18, More)
Maybe I do have a problem then
It's a bit off topic but I do like this story. I think this guy was/is a comedian but I can't remember his name. Anyway it's about the moment he realised that he probably did have a drinking problem. Went out with his mates for a few beers in Manchester and woke up on a beach in Brighton! He telephoned his wife to apologise for not being home last night. "Last night?" says the wife, "No one has seen you for three days!"
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 13:18, More)
» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
One of the worst
I'm ex British Army and during a tour in Bosnia I had to take photos to assemble documentary evidence of war crimes. Probably the worst I saw was a children’s ward in a hospital. Every child had had its throat slit (some were only a few weeks old) and then been either urinated on or smeared in excrement. Some other chaps had to remove the bodies for burial and were having to snap limbs to fit the hideously contorted carcases into body bags. I distance myself from religion now.
(Mon 25th Jun 2007, 12:59, More)
One of the worst
I'm ex British Army and during a tour in Bosnia I had to take photos to assemble documentary evidence of war crimes. Probably the worst I saw was a children’s ward in a hospital. Every child had had its throat slit (some were only a few weeks old) and then been either urinated on or smeared in excrement. Some other chaps had to remove the bodies for burial and were having to snap limbs to fit the hideously contorted carcases into body bags. I distance myself from religion now.
(Mon 25th Jun 2007, 12:59, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
Regrettable, but only just
Slept with a colleagues' girlfriend after she'd got really drunk and made a pass at me. I don't really regret this bit as he'd borrowed a fair bit of money off me and never paid it back. The regret is that I was woken up in the night by his girlfriend (gently slumbering beside me) who had treated me to some unexpected and (on her part) unintentional watersports. Dirty, drunk, weak-bladdered bitch!
(Wed 11th Oct 2006, 18:11, More)
Regrettable, but only just
Slept with a colleagues' girlfriend after she'd got really drunk and made a pass at me. I don't really regret this bit as he'd borrowed a fair bit of money off me and never paid it back. The regret is that I was woken up in the night by his girlfriend (gently slumbering beside me) who had treated me to some unexpected and (on her part) unintentional watersports. Dirty, drunk, weak-bladdered bitch!
(Wed 11th Oct 2006, 18:11, More)
» Spoooky Coincidence
Coincidence?
My brother and I both went shopping on the same day in different cities about 30 miles apart. We both purchased exactly the same item of clothing, same colour everything.
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 12:35, More)
Coincidence?
My brother and I both went shopping on the same day in different cities about 30 miles apart. We both purchased exactly the same item of clothing, same colour everything.
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 12:35, More)
» My first experience of porn
Still makes me wonder
Older brother (bit of a perve) had a copy of the classic The Joy of Sex as well as a much more graphic seventies American sex manual. The latter regularly went missing. However something that still bemuses me is that this edition of The Joy of Sex was a 'pocket' edition. I still struggle to think of a a situation of when you might require a pocket sized copy of such an item.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 6:29, More)
Still makes me wonder
Older brother (bit of a perve) had a copy of the classic The Joy of Sex as well as a much more graphic seventies American sex manual. The latter regularly went missing. However something that still bemuses me is that this edition of The Joy of Sex was a 'pocket' edition. I still struggle to think of a a situation of when you might require a pocket sized copy of such an item.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 6:29, More)