» Puns

Q) What's the Italian for suppository?
A) Innuendo!
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 2:35, More)

» Top Tips

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Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok.
(Wed 6th Dec 2006, 1:56, More)

» Top Tips

Table Tennis Balls
Dented your table tennis ball? Simply place the ball in a pan of boiling water and the dent will "magically" disappear!
(Sun 3rd Dec 2006, 0:55, More)

» Puns

Q) What's the French word for dentures?
A) Apéritif !
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 2:34, More)

» Pet Peeves

Twats...
...that tag lampposts with their pathetic sticky labels!

Do you really think that that constitutes "ownership" of the lamppost and surrounding area?!

Utter twats.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 1:53, More)