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shits parsnips under stress...
Make carrot scream!
Fire Burn
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» Housemates from hell
Cthonic underwater horror
I shared a house when I was a student with two guys and a girl who had an original approach to washing up- i.e. wait until the sink is completly obscured and then switch to takeaways. Anyway one saturday I'd had enough and so set to for an hour to do the dishes. Flash back 3 weeks to one of my housemates having delusions of culinary ability and attempting to cook a whole chicken. After the carcass had sat on the side for over a week being picked at I insisted that, while it had been fun, it's time was now over. The chicken and plate duly dissapeared, the plate joining the mountain over the sink. Flash forward. Washing up almost done I swished sbout in the brown and greasy water for any last cutlery, when there was a bloop! of gas and shreds of rotting, stinking chicken flesh and bones upwelled to the surface. Nice! Much Vomit.
(Sat 7th Apr 2007, 15:11, More)
Cthonic underwater horror
I shared a house when I was a student with two guys and a girl who had an original approach to washing up- i.e. wait until the sink is completly obscured and then switch to takeaways. Anyway one saturday I'd had enough and so set to for an hour to do the dishes. Flash back 3 weeks to one of my housemates having delusions of culinary ability and attempting to cook a whole chicken. After the carcass had sat on the side for over a week being picked at I insisted that, while it had been fun, it's time was now over. The chicken and plate duly dissapeared, the plate joining the mountain over the sink. Flash forward. Washing up almost done I swished sbout in the brown and greasy water for any last cutlery, when there was a bloop! of gas and shreds of rotting, stinking chicken flesh and bones upwelled to the surface. Nice! Much Vomit.
(Sat 7th Apr 2007, 15:11, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
I was the weird kid
...and now I own a powerful rifle with laser sights HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See you all soon - but you wont see me!
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 17:48, More)
I was the weird kid
...and now I own a powerful rifle with laser sights HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See you all soon - but you wont see me!
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 17:48, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
On a toilet wall in Falmouth
'WEE'
Or inside a WW2 pillbox on the cliffs above walton on the naze under a crude outline (lifesize!) of a female figure 'BOSERMS!'
(Fri 4th May 2007, 20:14, More)
On a toilet wall in Falmouth
'WEE'
Or inside a WW2 pillbox on the cliffs above walton on the naze under a crude outline (lifesize!) of a female figure 'BOSERMS!'
(Fri 4th May 2007, 20:14, More)