b3ta.com user Samsquanch
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Samsquanch:
Profile Info:

none

Recent front page messages:


none

Best answers to questions:

» Childhood Ambitions

Sam.. Fireman Sam
As a young child apparently I wanted to be Fireman Sam.. not just a fireman.

Then I wanted to be a police officer.. but realised they have to put up with more shit than a toilet..

But now days a Graphic Designer and Photographer..
Just thinking about he money ;)

Role on Uni in September :D


Click "I like this" and I promise I will never post here again and not subject you with my terrible jokes..
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 20:42, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Sadly..
.. The weirdest place Iv slept.. or fell un-conscious was a hallway at a high school leaving party...

Or on the bus home from town.. at rush hour.. mouth open and all.. got some funny looks..

I do have trouble sleeping if im not in my bed.. im 18.. and this was my first big boy bed.. =]
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 13:52, More)

» School Trips

Year 7..
Ahhh the joys of year 7...

We went to some crazzzy activity place for a week.. slept in dorms and had a hell allot of fun!

Like.. pushing people in the river, watching you wants to be a millionaire before the arranged disco..

Oh and staying up in the dorm until 2 running up and down (50 odd boys, half the boys in the year)shining torches and generally pissing people of you wanted to sleep.. Like our teacher..

Fun times.. not so fun when i asked the girl i liked to go out with me (year 7 remember) being told no and not being talked to by her for at least a year. But damn.. I'd stil bang her..

Length? Not much at all..I was just reaching puberty
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 19:14, More)

» Dentists

Wheres my fuckin badge!
When I was around 10 I had to have 4 teeth removed.. not because they where rotten or any of that shit =P But because they where ment to fall out.. but didnt or some shit..

So after hours of blood, the needle not numbing the pain and no tears.. the bastard finished...

Didnt give me one of those badges tho.. cunt..

I later went home and cried..

Whoop first post.. Im not gonna say sorry for length.. Its small.. work with it baby
(Wed 8th Nov 2006, 20:48, More)