» Midlife Crisis

What mid life crisis
I hit 50 last year and my life has continued as before.

Admittedly since hitting 50 I have got divorced, bought myself a big noisy motorbike, moved into a bachelor pad, got a great girlfriend and am having lots and lots of messy, noisy sex.

Oh hang on. Now I understand what a midlife crisis is!
(Fri 3rd May 2013, 16:32, More)

» Real-life slapstick

Running machine
The running machine story reminded me of mine.

The gym I used to go to had mirrors in front of the running machine. I think the idea was to make the room look bigger but it was great to watch the totty walking around behind you.

Unfortunately this could be quite distracting and I have to admit to falling off the back of the machine right in front of the girl I was watching!

Length? it was more of a crumbled heap.
(Wed 27th Jan 2010, 22:34, More)

» Public Sex

Alphabetical order
I love it outdoors but I have been known to say no to outdoor sex just because the first letter of the place we chose is the same letter as somewhere else we've done it!

It is a bit convenient having to go somewhere else to do the deed but I am trying to get a full alphabet of places and there is no point in getting duplicates if you can avoid it.

We did consider going for alphabetical order as well but that was pushing things a bit too far.

So far we're half way through the alphabet with:

Aylesbury
Brockenhurst
Burwash
Fordingbridge (3 separate ocassions)
Heathfield
Jersey (middle of nowhere so no palce name)
Kos - Greece
Idstein Germany
Looe
Minsted
Puerto Pollensa - Mallorca (double points)
Rye
S.......... (name omitted to protect the guilty!)
Worthing
Xante - Greece (also known as Zakynthos)
Zakynthos - Greece (also known as Xante)
(Mon 27th Apr 2009, 12:28, More)