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(Thu 16th Mar 2017, 9:00, More)

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» I'm your biggest Fan

Get away from me you big spastic
Repost, but much more fitting here:

Partridge

Steve Coogan was doing a book signing in Bristol and a friend and I went to see him as we were big Partridge fans. So much so that we took along a 'hilarious' picture of my friend sat on the lap of a mock up Alan sitting in an armchair in our living room. We had a cut out and keep Alan Partridge mask as the head and we had recreated his body in 'Guy Fawkes' style, it was quite convincing.

Unfortunatly when my friend handed the photo over to Steve to sign his face went white and all he could say was something along the lines of 'that is very disturbing'. He signed the photo 'you sick, sick people' or words to that effect.

And that was the end of that, until we sat down to watch the episode in the next series of the show, where Alan gets stalked by a mad fan.....who has a entire room dedicated to Alan.....with an armchair in the middle.....with a mock up 'Alan' very much like the one we had produced, in fact exactly like it...

I am still waiting for the royalties...
(Fri 17th Apr 2009, 12:24, More)

» Guilty Secrets

Partridge
Not so much guilty as I'm quite proud of it but still slightly embarrassing.

Steve Coogan was doing a book signing in Bristol and a friend and I went to see him as we were big Partridge fans. So much so that we took along a 'hilarious' picture of my friend sat on the lap of a 'mock up' Alan sitting in an armchair in our living room. We had a 'cut out and keep' Alan Partridge mask as the head and we had recreated his body in 'Guy Fawkes' style, it was quite convincing.

Unfortunatly when my friend handed the photo over to Steve to sign his face went white and all he could say was something along the lines of 'that is very disturbing'. He signed the photo 'you sick, sick people' or words to that effect.

And that was the end of that, until we sat down to watch the episode in the next series of the show, where Alan gets stalked by a mad fan.....who has a entire room dedicated to Alan.....with an armchair in the middle.....with a mock up 'Alan' very much like the one we had produced, in fact exactly like it...

As I said slightly proud, but also mildly ashamed to be tarred with the mad stalking fan brush.
(Tue 4th Sep 2007, 11:28, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

George Formby
I was strumming away furiously on my instrument when I felt searing pain, looked down, blood everywhere, my Ukelele string had snapped

.....oh hang on....
(Thu 21st Jun 2007, 8:59, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Slugs
Fairly wasted at a party. Leaned back and put my hand behind me to take the weight, straight on a slug, which squished all over my palm, it's the orangeness of it all that is the most disturbing.

A babysitter once served me up three huge slugs in a bowl with a dollop of Tommy K under the guise of a tasty treat of 'sausages', it was April fools day. I was about 5.

I didn't laugh much.

Not the most horrific thing I know, but slugs= wrongness.
(Tue 26th Jun 2007, 16:51, More)